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DECK BUILDERS’ ADS TO AVOID
ADVERTISING SLOGANS OF BAD BAIL BOND COMPANIES
PEOPLE EXPLAIN WHY DIETING DOESN’T WORK FOR THEM
IF AN ANCIENT EGYPTIAN PHARAOH WERE ELECTED PRESIDENT OF THE U.S.
HEALTH BENEFITS CHART FOR WHITE-MEAT CHICKEN
HOW POLITICIANS EXPLAIN THE EFFECT OF LARGE CAMPAIGN CONTRIBUTIONS ON HOW THEY VOTE
THINGS THAT BUG PASSENGERS ABOUT FLYING
HEALTH TIPS FOR THE NEW YEAR
SAMPLE PROBLEMS FROM TODAY’S DUMBED-DOWN HIGH SCHOOL CURRICULUM
SIGNS THE PLANE YOU'RE ON MAY ACTUALLY BE AN ALIEN SPACESHIP
THE TWO HALVES OF THE BRAIN—EXAMPLES OF WHAT THEY CONTROL
SIGNS YOUR NEW CHURCH MAY NOT BE REPUTABLE
ADVICE FOR GETTING AHEAD IN TODAY’S WORK ENVIRONMENT
TIPS ON WHAT TO SAY TO SOMEONE AFTER THEY’VE HAD PLASTIC SURGERY
UNLIKELY ATTRACTIONS FOR DISNEY'S MAGIC KINGDOM
MISTAKES OFTEN MADE BY NEW JUDGES
MOST AND LEAST POPULAR NICKNAMES AMONG GAMBLERS
HOW RESTAURANT SERVERS TRY FOR BIG TIPS
INITIATION RITES — TYPICAL GIRL GANG VS. MALIBU GIRL GANG
ZOMBIE NEWS CLIPS FROM THE TOMB OF THE UNREAL - MILITARY MADNESS
SIGNS YOU'RE AT A BAD RESTAURANT
NEW MOVIE TRAILERS THAT SHOW HOLLYWOOD IS GETTING DESPERATE
PUBLIC SPEAKING AWARDS PEOPLE SHOULD TRY TO AVOID GETTING
SIGNS YOUR SCHOOL IS CRACKING DOWN ON VIOLENCE
THE PROBLEMS OF BASEBALL PLAYERS IN THE OLD-TIMERS LEAGUE
REVISED 'CHILDREN'S LITERATURE' CLASSICS
KIDS' ATTITUDES... FOR AND AGAINST THEIR MOMS WORKING
THINGS PEOPLE HATE ABOUT AIRPLANES AND AIR TRAVEL
THE WORKING PRIVATE EYE VS. THE RETIRED PRIVATE EYE
SIGNS YOUR NEXT-DOOR NEIGHBOR MAY BE A MARTIAN
A FEW OF HOLLYWOOD’S WORST ENTERTAINMENT IDEAS
NEW ON NEWS STANDS: "RECLUSE MAGAZINE"
SUPERBOWL PREDICTIONS BY FANS
WORST POLITICAL CAMPAIGN SLOGANS
THE WHITE HOUSE LIST OF FREQUENTLY CALLED NUMBERS
BODY TEMPERATURE VS. THE INDIVIDUAL
THINGS YOUR FATHER SAID THAT INDICATE HE MIGHT NOT LIKE YOUR NEW BOYFRIEND
SCIENCE EXPERIMENTS KIDS CAN TRY AT HOME
PIGEONS GIVE THEIR REASONS FOR POOPING ON STATUES
WHY THE HIPPOPOTAMUS IS FAT
FEDERAL BUDGET MATH
DATING ADVICE -- GOOD AND BAD CHARACTERISTICS TO LOOK FOR
MOST POPULAR ARTICLES IN THIS MONTH'S ISSUE OF "NO ETHICS" MAGAZINE
ZOMBIE NEWS CLIPS FROM THE TOMB OF THE UNREAL, VOL. 7 -- FUNNY ENVIRONMENTAL NEWS
DATELINE: 2050 -- PROBLEMS AN ASTRONAUT MAY HAVE LIVING ON THE SPACE STATION
TWO JUNK-FOOD HYPOCRITES
ANNOUNCING THIS YEAR’S PRODUCTIVITY AWARD WINNERS!
PROFILE OF A “PROBLEM DIETER”
SIGNS THAT THE “NEW MATH” IS HERE TO STAY
WINTER STORM TIPS FROM MOBSTERS
DIFFERENCES BETWEEN A NICE NEIGHBORHOOD AND A BAD NEIGHBORHOOD
IS OUR WATER CLEAN ENOUGH?
SIGNS THE RESTAURANT YOU'RE IN SERVES REALLY SPICY FOOD
FAMOUS PEOPLE AND THEIR DREAMS
THE NEWEST POLITICAL PARTY -- “THE BIRTHDAY PARTY”
SIGNS THAT YOUR HIGH SCHOOL HAS A BAD PRINCIPAL
MORE LITTLE-KNOWN "PLURAL WORDS" IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE
We will never rip off your sense of humor or give you phony cartoons goods or clean out your jokes account ....
Peek inside our school locker -- it's stuffed full of funny cartoons, hilarious jokes, and clean laughs....
X-click your way to a nirvana of laughs and funny cartoons and great jokes...
Our great jokes and funny cartoons will light up the room! Drink in the laughs...
Get over yourself, then get hung up on our great jokes and excellent cartoons; laugh all the way to the funny farm....
By Chapter 7 of our great jokes and funny cartoons, you won't care that you've gone belly-up laughing...
You'll cheer our funny cartoons; you'll eat up our hilarious jokes; you'll leave happy because the funny stuff is free!
152 - FOOD SURVEY RESULTS
50% of people polled said 'great cartoons; the other 50% of people polled said 'hilarious jokes'; 100% said 'clean and funny'!
Have fun in our funny cartoon playhouse, snack on our clean humor, and have some laughs in our tree house full of great jokes.
Fix up your dilapidated funny bone with our great jokes and hilarious cartoons.
149 - DOCTOR-SPEAK
Dr. Joke prescribes clean, funny cartoons for all his patients. Take two laughs and humor me in the morning.
We're numero uno at funny jokes and great cartoons. You'll have so many laughs you'll do a number 1 in your pants!
If you're fearful that you won't get enough laughs out of life, check out our funny jokes and hilarious cartoons.
Be thankful for the hearty laughs, the deliciously funny jokes, the scumptuously hilarious cartoons.... Clean your plates!
Slurp some hot "cool cartoons"; dunk some great jokes; get buzzed on good clean high-test laughs.
Rake in some great cartoons, bag some funny jokes, and enjoy the cool crisp laughs of the season...
Starve a joke, feed a cartoon? Our hilarious cartoons and funny jokes are not sterile; it's just good clean humor! Now pass the Kleenex and sign up for a free cartoon/joke subsciption...
Presently, you will have some laughs at funny cartoons and great jokes. Just click on the list of links!
Avoid the garott--swallow a tasty mouthful of our great cartoons and funny jokes.
We t'ink youse shoult read deez funny cartoons. And sign up for dem free by email.
Pore over our funny jokes, scratch your humor itch with our great cartoons, and slather on the laughs.
The rush of the great joke, the flood of funny cartoons, the sploosh of the big laughs!
Fur sure, you'll laugh at our great jokes and funny cartoons. Our dog may smell, but our humor is clean!
We could tell you about our hilarious jokes and great cartoons, but then we'd have to kill you with laughs.
Our hilarious jokes and great cartoons spin you around but don't make you nauseous. Free cartoon/joke subsciption available.
You blue it if you saw red instead of our funny cartoons and great jokes. Laugh until you turn green!
"What a tangled, funny joke we weave when first we humor to deceive."
Our great jokes and funny cartoons drill deep into the depths of your of your humor core.
We plumb the depths for funny jokes and clean cartoons and fillet them for your funny feast.
We're not above the law of 'fair use' -- we'll make great jokes and cool cartoons any way we think is funny.
We toast you with funny jokes and great cartoons, and we have joke subscriptions for those ready to take the plunge
Our site is a bright light of funny jokes, a long tunnel of great cartoons, an eternally good source of humor.
Our great jokes may make you laugh so hard you feel drained, and all the time you spend on our funny cartoons may clog your schedule, but the bill for all the laughs will be $0.00!
You can bet your laugh on our great jokes and funny cartoons. Put your money down for good clean humor!
Explore our Boardwalk of funny cartoons and hilarious jokes. Open our Community Chest of great humor and laughs!
We plant the seed of green humor and sprout funny cartoons and hilarious jokes.
Our humor camel has one hump full of funny jokes and the other full of great cartoons. Sheik yer hilarious booty!
We write funny jokes in the margins of our homework and doodle great cartoons on our final exams. We aced humorology!
We have delectably funny jokes, deliciously good cartoons, and a punch bowl full of hilarious lines. Our hands and humor are always clean.
We just wanna bang the humor drum all day and give you hilarious jokes, funny cartoons, and rockin' laughs!
Chapter 1 of Grinning Planet is great cartoons; chapter 2 is funny jokes; chapter 3 is thanking God we have a good sense of humor!
We never slacks off when it comes to funny cartoons. We wear our humor on our sleeves. We put on our pants one hilarious joke at a time.
Our prime directive is to make you laugh at funny cartoons. Great jokes are our only weapons systems. Fire!
Orbit around our funny jokes and great cartoons. In space, can anyone hear you laugh?
Your lips may fall off while laughing at our hilarious jokes. Your brain may ooze out because of our dead-on funny cartoons. Gahhhh!
Congratulations on finding us! We're sorry you didn't find our funny jokes sooner! Best wishes for laughs & great cartoons!
113 - FACTS ABOUT THE ELEMENTS
We follow the gold standard for funny jokes! We're the hydrogen bomb of laughs! We would not lead you astray!
This great cartoon is the cream of the crop. Our funny jokes ARE worth beans. So grab a cup of clean humor.
111 - CLASSIC MOVIES REVISED
We've won an Oscar for how good our cartoons are and a Felix for how clean our jokes are. This year we're up for Best Laughs in a Humor Site. Joke list also available in our award-winning HTML-email version.
Delicious jokes, blood-sugar-blitzin' great cartoons, health-department-approved clean humor.
Funny jokes, hilarious cartoons, clean humor. No need to trust us on it; just ask the snake.
No blue jokes, no red-hot nudie cartoons; just a rainbow assortment of good clean jokes, cartoons and humor. Other sites are green with envy over our great cartoons by html email.
We are good little boys and girls, and we share our hilarious jokes, great cartoons, and everything else funny.
Our clean cartoons are tres chic! Our hilarious jokes are haute humour! You'll laugh 'til you split a seam!
The outlook is excellent in the jokes sector and great on the cartoons front. Laughs are up and your bonus of clean humor will be generous.
Honk when a joke is great, swerve to avoid anything that doesn't give you a good laugh. We've just put new tires on our cartoons, so enjoy. And you can get a trunkful of free cartoons by email—just click on the button in the header.
103 - THANKSGIVING QUIZ
The jokes are plump and hilarious, the cartoons are juicy, and the humor is delicious. The funny thing is, we actually planned that! You can get the cartoons by email too, if you want.
102 - MOB WEB SITES
Youse had betta laugh at deez hilarious cartoons and great jokes. Dis humor is good clean fun. Or else.
To our great supporters we say, good jokes to you and best cartoons for the future. And may god bless the united laughs of hilarious.
Oof! Great jokes! Pow! Funny cartoons! Whap! Great humor! Holy free subscriptions, Batman!
Look at one of our great cartoons and you'll be hungry for more hilarious laughs! Clean jokes means satisfying humor.
Sink your fangs into our hilarious jokes and funny cartoons. Even your neck will laugh at our good clean humor!
The abbr's assoc'd with our great jokes and cartoons are good ol' and laugh'arious. Subscriptions available.
Our product is great cartoons. Or call them hilarious jokes. We don't care. Just laugh at the humor!
No recycled old jokes here; just great humor. Check out our blue bin of funny cartoons! Joke subscriptions too.
We turn strings of 1's and 0's into funny cartoons, great jokes, and good clean humor.
We vote for humor, funny jokes, and great cartoons. Elect to laugh!
We aced our exams in Cartoons 101 and Jokes 203. Now it's on to Funny 402 and Humor 401.
I scream, you scream, we all scream for funny jokes, great cartoons, and good clean laughs. Jokes subscriptions available.
We've hired some funny jokes and hilarious cartoons and put them to work to make you laugh.
High-revving jokes, cartoons, and humor is what's under our hood. It's all good clean stuff; we use emission controls!
WHAT TEACHERS HATE ABOUT THE FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL
We've won a gold in cartoons, a silver in jokes, and a bronze in humor. And clean too--no payoffs to the judges!
The catch of the day rotates between excellent jokes, great cartoons, and tasty humor. Clean too! No stank!
Your sense of humor will be vaporized by our ray gun that shoots hilarious jokes and funny cartoons.
Lumber on over to our cartoons pages for great jokes and humor.
We have a great big joke-filled syringe to help you laugh your butt off! Say 'ah' and enjoy some clean, funny cartoons!
82S - MYSTERIES OF SCIENCE!
Good news everyone! Science can be funny! At least when it's in the form of GP jokes and cartoons.
Did that Ark dude have just two jokes and two cartoons too? I hope they were funny!
We filibuster for funny jokes! We never vote for cloture on more hilarious cartoons, clean humor, and great laughs!
Faster than a speeding punch line! More powerful than a loco cartoon! Able to laugh tall jokes in a single bound!
Zombie like great jokes. Zombie like funny cartoons. Gah grah glahb habl ha ha....
In a beauty pageant, we'd skip the swimsuit portion and go straight to the talent portion - great jokes and cartoon laughs.
Mog say jokes good! Thag say cartoons funny! Jooga say get hand off my boulders!
Tasty jokes and juicy cartoons, all prepared in our very clean kitchen of humor. Eat, laugh, live!
Great jokes, clean cartoons. No Bull, no Moose, plenty of Party! Clean humor for all political stripes.
There's no TicketBastard surcharge on any of our hilarious jokes and clean cartoons. Rock on!
Quit smokin' the joint up and tune in/turn on to our great jokes and cartoons. Clean humor. Free subscriptions.
Hey, Doctor User, please give a check-up to our hilarious jokes and cartoons.
No hangups here about slamming a bunch of great jokes and funny cartoons onto your screen.
We vote for hilarious jokes and cartoons! We believe in dirty campaigns and clean humor!
Our major assets are funny jokes and cartoons. There's no write-off here when it comes to clean humor!
Do you dig funny jokes, cartoons, and humor? Well, plant yourself in front of the screen and get ready to laugh!
It's our mission to flood you with funny jokes and great cartoons. Have a splash, have a laugh, get clean humor!
66 - UNUSUAL HOROSCOPES
Planetary alignment predicts hilarious jokes and funny cartoons. Humor and laughs are in your stars!
We regularly give birth to two new jokes/cartoons. What funny looking babies! Join us in good clean humor (and the occasional poopie joke!)
We know how to share ... our cartoons and jokes, even at our young age! Youy don't believe we're young? Hey, that's not funny!
We never make pests of ourselves by bugging you to sign up for our joke subscriptions list, but we hope this web site of great jokes/cartoons and humor takes good care of your humor needs.
Green cartoons, green jokes? Not exactly. But still funny, still good clean humor. Laugh a little!
We're eternally grateful for that people love our damned good jokes and cartoons. Even the devil thinks we're funny!
Make a decision to laugh! Or your sense of humor may fire you. Reminder emails for jokes-cartoons updates also available.
Word pairs you'll LOVE: Great-jokes; funny-cartoons; humor-laugh. So... please-read.
Behead the laughs! Shoot the jokes, the cartoons, the humor! Kill the funny man! Hey, oww!
This one's rate PG, for particularly good. All of our humor, cartoons, and jokes are rated "clean" and "funny".
From our punked-out collection of funny jokes and cartoons; it'll have your green hair on end!
Circuits rule! Venture into the land of clean cyber jokes, humor and cartoons.
Doing crime cartoons and crime jokes are hardly a crime! Even so, the reward is a laugh!
Here is the news: Our clean jokes and cartoons make you laugh. Click for more humor! And did we mention 'joke subscriptions'?
We're crazy about shrink jokes and cartoons, but split over nutty cartoons and jokes.
Do you think I'm funny? Am I here to amuse you with mob jokes and cartoons? You bet your handgun!
The clean jokes and cartoons are heading to the humor planet -- Earth!
We're going down for the third time over this thingy from our flooded jokes and cartoons dinghy!
Get in your TARDIS and cruise to our funny jokes and clean cartoons pages. Humor awaits you on the laugh planet.
Our clean jokes, cartoons and humor are monstrous! And we offer joke subscriptions!
A serving from the rather tasty Jokes and Cartoons section of our humor menu.
Are these jokes or cartoons? Either way, they're a 'humor of laughs'...
We've dumped the spit out of the ol' mouthpiece and are ready to toot our horn about these jokes and cartoons.
We're not just ACTING like we have funny jokes and cartoons, we really do! As well as joke subscriptions!
We stopped our coughing fit long enough to add another one of our smokin' jokes-cartoons to our clean humor site.
This site may have put us in the poor house, but it's rich in hilarious jokes and funny cartoons.
Our clean jokes and cartoons are all humorous gems! Click to laugh. Or click for joke subscriptions.
Wipe that nougat off your chin and bite into our good jokes and funny cartoons. Mmmm.
Click, click, click. Is that all you ever do? We're glad! Now click to laugh at our clean jokes and funny cartoons!
We fired the ghost writers and penned all these hilarious jokes and cartoons ourselves. The butler DID NOT do it!
We pray that you will think our jokes and cartoons are funny. No odder than praying to Yucks, the god of humor.
We've stuffed the humor ballot box and our jokes and cartoons won the Funny Party nomination. Surprise, surprise!
The buzz on AIM is that GP has funny jokes, good cartoons, big laughs, clean humor... and joke subscriptions!
Circle the chuck wagons and witness our dogged attempts to make you laugh with our clean jokes and cartoons.
Check out our channel listings: 1 - Clean cartoons, 2 - Funny cartoons, 3 - Good humor, 4 - Laughs Whoopee!
There's plenty of brat left in us, but we keep the jokes and cartoons clean and funny. Burp a buddy, get a joke subscription.
Float like a funny fly, sting like a joke. Well, the clean cartoons we have here make much more sense than THAT!
If your humor sinker has gotten this low, you're ready to plumb the depths of our clean jokes and funny cartoons.
Thanks for crash landing on this good list of hilarious jokes, clean cartoons, and clean humor.
Parent or teen, we'll ground you for two weeks if you don't check out our funny cartoons, jokes, and humor. And clean your room!
No clean TV programs? Check out our clean jokes, our clean cartoons, our clean humor. More funny than the TV too!
No peeing dolls here, and no scatological humor. Our funny jokes and cartoons are all clean! Humor us -- check 'em out!
We are indeed a little insane, but in our rare moments of clarity we churn out clean, funny cartoons-jokes. We offer joke subscriptions too.
We moo in our sleep and ruminate over funny stuff during the day. Jokes, cartoons, and humor result.
This site is stuffed full of clean humor -- funny jokes -- hilarious cartoons. Subscription reminders available.
We've reformed -- we do only clean jokes now. (Or are they clean cartoons? You decide.)
We've short-circuited the humor board to deliver electrifying cartoons and funny jokes. Laugh, damn you!
Do the Phone-A-Friend, do the 50-50. We don't care. Just give us an answer: Are these jokes and cartoons funny?
Plink, plink, plink. Believe us, the joke and ALL of our clean jokes and cartoons are not cheesy or out-of-tune!
Newsflash: Clean jokes rule! Funny cartoons found Grinning Planet! Humor on the rise! Laughs increasing! Extra, extra! Joke subscriptions available!
Vote for your favorite: Funny jokes, hilarious cartoons, clean humor, good laughs. Or Ralph Nader!
We've drained the life out of the humor beast and pumped it back into our good jokes and cartoons.
The subject matter is occasionally old, but the jokes and cartoons never are. We keep our humor funny, fresh and clean.
First tip: Clean up. Next, memorize our jokes, cartoons, and humor so you can be funny and charming. Sorry, we don't do faces.
If you're going to kiss it goodbye, have a laugh on us before you go. Good jokes, funny cartoons, clean humor.
Can a hyacinth be hilarious? Can a forsythia be funny? I dunno. But our clean jokes and cartoons are hilarious. And you can also get joke subscriptions!
We kick the jokes through the uprights every time. Clean humor, good cartoons. Laugh a little!
You can be funny in your biz letters if you want to. We save the humor for our clean jokes and cartoons. And we laugh all the way to the poorhouse.
Live long and prosper. Beam up a selection of our good jokes, funny cartoons, and clean humor. Hilarious laughs await you on the other side.
Pork is nothing to laugh at! Hmm. Well, maybe it is! And we do laugh at it, in our jokes and cartoons.
Lasso a clean joke! Wrangle a funny cartoon! Laugh! Dance! (We have a gun.)
Clean cartoons in the loo? Funny jokes about the WC? Hilarious bat'room humor? Good laughs about the sit-down thing? Yes, yes, yes, yes.
We're remorseful that people have to laugh so often at our clean jokes and cartoons that they risk a humor overload.
One thing we learned in college: Funny sells. So get the payoff with our hilarious jokes and clean cartoons. Let us humor you. Joke subscriptions available!
Most people can't help but pig out on our tasty cartoons, jokes and humor. Clean laughs make good eatin'.
We work at clean jokes. We labor at making sure our humor isn't labored. We stress out to ensure our cartoons are good and funny. We fire ourselves if you don't laugh.
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