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HOW TO TELL IF A JUDGE IS A LITTLE BIT NUTS: |
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He finds himself in contempt of court after passing gas.
He declares a recess, then says, "Who's for dodgeball?"
After a conviction, he says, "I now pronounce thee man and jail cell."
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From Ally McBeal
Judge Dennis 'Happy' Boyle: "Members of the jury, our witness has a small piece of spinach caught in an incisor. Now, when oral decay starts to build up between the tooth and the gum, bacteria starts to build colonies. Even the most nutritious vegetable can turn into Vietnam."
From Boston Legal
Judge Phillip Stevens: "Except you don't want to argue it, counsel. You want to argue 'not guilt' and have 'insanity' as a fall-back. Two defenses for the price of one."
From The Practice
Judge Roberta Kittleson: "Oh, please. A mind is like a wound. If it's too open, you get an infection."
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A short, funny Monty Python bit with two over-the-top-effeminate judges.
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