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HOW TO TELL IF A JUDGE IS A LITTLE BIT NUTS: |
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He finds himself in contempt of court after passing gas.
He declares a recess, then says, "Who's for dodgeball?"
After a conviction, he says, "I now pronounce thee man and jail cell."
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Faith Foreman
— Courtland, Alabama
"When I was in traffic court, the judge thought it was cute to bang the gavel, then look around and say, 'Who's there?' Then, when he was instructing the jury, he said 'Happy hour's on me if you get us outta here by 4:00.'"
The planet judges the US policy on cattle feed to be a little bit nuts...
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