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"She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon."
— Groucho Marx
"Plastic surgeons are always making mountains out of molehills."
— Dolly Parton
"I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor's office was full of portraits by Picasso."
— Rita Rudner
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GENE SIMMONS’ KISS-METIC SURGERY CENTER
Kiss star Gene Simmons is opening a plastic surgery center? Egad! Fairly funny ... and surprisingly clean! Watch funny plastic surgery video.
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STIMULATE THIS, BRO!
A funny video about summer jobs for stupid, corrupt politicians; i.e. the best summer jobs for them, given their dumb, insensitive, venal behavior. Watch funny summer jobs animation.
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THE TOWN OF ALLOPATH
This clever animation uses the metaphor of finding the wrong solution for traffic accidents to explain the core issue of what's wrong with standard Western (allopathic) medicine. Watch funny health care animation.
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ARE AMERICA’S RICH FALLING BEHIND THE SUPER-RICH?
This video short cleverly spoofs the typical debate about the gap between rich and poor by discussing "the growing gap between the rich and super-rich." (And let us not forget George W. Bush's infamous joke at an elite fundraiser dinner, where he gazed out at his diamond-studded supporters and commented, "This is an impressive crowd—the haves and the have-mores.") Watch funny video rich people.
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COAL – THE FUTURE IS LATER
A video satire on the coal industry's use of meaningless platitudes (and sometimes outright deceptions) in their ads. We're also reminded of the general public's blissful ignorance on the subject of energy. Watch funny coal video.
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JOHN OLIVER ON ALTERNATIVE ENERGY
A funny 2-minute bit of standup from John Oliver on energy. (PG warning: This bit has a razor edge, and there are a couple of expletives un-deleted, but it's funny enough for us to let it by....)
Watch funny energy video.
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SCHOOL HOUSE ROCK - “ENERGY”
A fun (if quaint) music video from School House Rock on sources of energy—and the need to conserve the limited energy that's available to us. Watch energy music video.
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BAILOUTS, BOOSTERS & BUNKERS
Stephen Colbert proves that he is the modern master of satire....
BAILOUTS: After this funny
intro
to the "AIG bonus" fiasco, Colbert moves on to a VERY
funny segment
in which the proposed solution for miscreant CEOs is to have them enter into mortal combat in a Thunderdome — with gleeful, screaming taxpayers as spectators.
BOOSTERS: These days, apparently, the best that free-marketeers can come up with is tired references to Ayn Rand's polemic Atlas Shrugged, which
this
Colbert piece shrugs off quite nicely.
BUNKERS: Hey, we actually think SOME the scenarios explored in Glenn Beck's
"War Room" segments
—catastrophic economic collapse, for instance—are not at all that far-fetched. But you just have to love Colbert's satirical treatment of Beck's schtick—first with this
War Room satire,
then the Colbert Report's own
"Doom Bunker".
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THE ORACLE WITH MAX KEISER
"The Oracle" is a series of weird, witty, wonky—and often outright funny—video shows that Max Keiser did for the BBC in early 2009. Each show has a smart, smirky, spot-on approach to analyzing what's going on in the world of banks, bucks, bailouts, bandits, and bozos. See
GoogleVideo
for free episodes of The Oracle with Max Keiser. For other, more current Max Keiser video stuff, see his site's
video page.
Related GP cartoon:
Which "Phrases from the Future" Cause You the Most Distress?
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“CLEAN COAL” AIR FRESHENER
This short, funny bit of video satire takes on the loosey-goosey term "clean coal," which the coal industry and its political allies love to pretend is "what we're doing with coal today" rather than "a theoretically possible approach to coal that is completely unproven." In fact, not only are there are no "clean coal" plants operating in the US today, there are none even planned. Repeat after me: "There is no such thing as clean coal." Watch funny clean coal video.
Related GP articles:
-- Six Major Air Pollutants
-- Water Pollution Causes
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BIG THREE OWNER’S MANUAL
The situation with the Big Three US auto makers is a bit perplexing. On the one hand, it's obvious that their management is inept and that they failed to correctly perceive ANY of the trends that now rule—whether they be peak oil and convulsing fuel prices; the public demand for hybrids and electric cars; or even the stupidity of carrying large amounts of debt. On the other hand, lots of hard-working guys and gals stand to lose their livelihoods should Detroit stop being Motor City. And it's impossible not to recognize the smallness of what the Big Three asked for when compared to what the Big Boys of Banking got from Uncle Sam—with no strings attached. Ah, well, it's all above our pay grade. We'll just leave it to Mark Fiore to have some animated fun with it. Go there
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Bumper Stickers on Hummers
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FIRST THERE IS A MOUNTAIN,
THEN THERE IS NO MOUNTAIN,
THEN THERE IS ....
This is a really fine 5-minute animation that humorously takes on the serious topic of mountain-top removal mining and the disconnect between distant coal mining and how we just flip on a power switch in our homes. It's more targeted at kids, but I can tell you that this adult enjoyed it just fine! From Green Gorilla/ SustainLane and FreeRange Graphics. Go there
Related GP article:
Coal - Mining, Power Generation, and Problems
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CLAP ON, CLAP OFF!
What gift do all corporate executives want most this year? The Clapper! Only this is the "Free-Market Clapper," and clapping results in huge piles of risk-free cash, whether they face boom or bust. For these big wigs, it's The Best Of Times and ...um... More Best of Times. "Please, sir, may I have some more?" Funny stuff from Mark Fiore. Go there
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A FARM FOR THE FUTURE
REVIEW: The premise of this 48-minute movie is that oil will soon peak, and that this will have enormous implications for agriculture. A Farm For the Future moves quickly past the framing of the problem to spend most of its time exploring how the food and farming issue can be solved.
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I Am America
(And So Can You!)
(by Stephen Colbert)
DESCRIPTION: Stephen Colbert spun his success at The Daily Show into his own half-hour laugh-fest, The Colbert Report, in which he brilliantly satirizes the blow-hard cable-news-talk format. Conservatives seem to like Colbert because he sounds conservative, with 'truthiness' in ample supply. Those on the left appear to love Colbert because hidden in the blustering blather is razor sharp humor that trashes the very opinions he appears to be spouting forth in earnest. With I Am America, Colbert puts rapier to paper, combining funny monologs with lists, illustrations, and charts to take on the tall task of fixing everything that's destroying America—and make us laugh all the while.
For reviews, sample pages, and info,
check out on Amazon.com
101 Funny Things About Global Warming
DESCRIPTION: The effects of global climate change are surely coming. But what are we supposed to do between now and when lower Manhattan is 13 feet below sea level? Well, acclaimed New Yorker cartoonist Sidney Harris and his cartoonist buddies suggest we have a few laughs about global warming and related issues. In 101 Funny Things About Global Warming, the funnies flow faster than the melt water on the Greenland ice sheet, taking on everything from unreliable Hybrid cars and pie-in-the-sky alternative energy sources to head-in-the-sand politicians and the existential crisis of our own biodegradable nature.
Check out on Amazon.com
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