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Looking for funny? Enjoy some laughs with our clean jokes, cartoons and humor. If you're at work and your boss catches you, just say you're boosting your morale with some hilarity-awareness training. But you're on your own if you get nailed watching internet Jell-O wrestling or the latest hilarious movies on your new DVD player...

     
JOKES/CARTOONS
JOKE-CARTOON #212
Flying Cartoon link; thumb of female airline passenger in hat THINGS THAT BUG PASSENGERS ABOUT FLYING
Flying Cartoon
JOKE-CARTOON #211
New Year Funny link; thumb of man's face with crazed look HEALTH TIPS FOR THE NEW YEAR
New Year Funny
JOKE-CARTOON #210
Education Cartoon link; thumb of kid with zombie look TODAY’S DUMBED-DOWN HIGH SCHOOL CURRICULUM
Education Cartoon

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High Food Prices, Financial Chaos, Peak Oil, Stock Up On Food; Buy in Bulk; Save Money ... and Possibly Your Rear!

JOKE-CARTOON #209
Alien Cartoon link; thumb of man on airplane SIGNS THE PLANE YOU'RE ON MAY ACTUALLY BE AN ALIEN SPACESHIP
Alien Cartoon
JOKE-CARTOON #208
Brain Cartoon link; thumb of brain halves THE TWO HALVES OF THE BRAIN—EXAMPLES OF WHAT THEY CONTROL
Brain Cartoon
JOKE-CARTOON #207
Church Cartoon link; thumb of happy woman dancing SIGNS YOUR NEW CHURCH MAY NOT BE REPUTABLE
Church Cartoon
JOKE-CARTOON #206
Promotion Cartoon link; thumb of woman ADVICE FOR GETTING AHEAD IN TODAY’S WORK ENVIRONMENT
Promotion Cartoon

 

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FUNNY QUOTES

Funny Flying Quotes

From Assorted Humorists

"If black boxes survive air crashes, why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?"

George Carlin

"The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage."

Mark Russell

"In America there are two classes of travel—first class, and with children."

Robert Benchley

From Calvin and Hobbes

Calvin and Hobbes pretending a cardboard box is an airplane Calvin: "Buttons—check.  Dials—check.  Switches—check.  Little colored lights—check."

Calvin: "Leader, bandits at 2 o'clock!"

Hobbes: "Roger! It's only 1:30 now—what'll I do 'til then?"

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MORE JOKES/CARTOONS
JOKE-CARTOON #205
Plastic Surgery Cartoon/Joke link; thumb of woman's face TIPS ON WHAT TO SAY TO SOMEONE AFTER THEY’VE HAD PLASTIC SURGERY
Plastic Surgery Cartoon/Joke
JOKE-CARTOON #204
Disney Humor/Cartoon link; thumb of Goofy looking confused UNLIKELY ATTRACTIONS FOR DISNEY'S MAGIC KINGDOM
Disney Humor/Cartoon
JOKE-CARTOON #203
Judge Cartoon link; thumb of Judge Ito MISTAKES OFTEN MADE BY NEW JUDGES
Judge Cartoon
JOKE-CARTOON #202
Gambler Nicknames (Cartoon) link; thumb of dice MOST AND LEAST POPULAR NICKNAMES AMONG GAMBLERS
Gambler Nicknames (Cartoon)
JOKE-CARTOON #201
Cartoon - Waitress Humor link; thumb of plate of food on server's hand HOW RESTAURANT SERVERS TRY FOR BIG TIPS
Cartoon - Waitress Humor
JOKE-CARTOON #200
Gang Cartoon link; thumb of hand with spray paint can INITIATION RITES — TYPICAL GIRL GANG VS. MALIBU GIRL GANG
Gang Cartoon
JOKE-CARTOON #199
Military Cartoon link; thumb of zombie reading newspaper ZOMBIE NEWS CLIPS FROM THE TOMB OF THE UNREAL - MILITARY MADNESS
Military Cartoon
JOKE-CARTOON #198
Restaurant Jokes/Cartoon link; thumb of man at dining table SIGNS YOU'RE AT A BAD RESTAURANT
Restaurant Jokes/Cartoon
JOKE-CARTOON #197
Movie Cartoon link; thumb of karate dude NEW MOVIE TRAILERS THAT SHOW HOLLYWOOD IS GETTING DESPERATE
Movie Cartoon
JOKE-CARTOON #196
Public Speaking Jokes/Cartoon link; thumb of public speaker with raised hand PUBLIC SPEAKING AWARDS PEOPLE SHOULD TRY TO AVOID GETTING
Public Speaking Jokes/Cartoon
JOKE-CARTOON #195
School Violence cartoon link; thumb of principal SIGNS YOUR SCHOOL IS CRACKING DOWN ON VIOLENCE
School Violence Cartoon
JOKE-CARTOON #194
Baseball Cartoon link; thumb of baseball in a hand THE PROBLEMS OF BASEBALL PLAYERS IN THE OLD-TIMERS LEAGUE
Baseball Cartoon
JOKE-CARTOON #193
Music Cartoon/Quiz link; thumb of goofy looking musician MUSIC QUIZ
Music Cartoon/Quiz
JOKE-CARTOON #192
Literature Cartoon link; thumb of frog REVISED 'CHILDREN'S LITERATURE' CLASSICS
Literature Cartoon
JOKE-CARTOON #191
'Challenges for Working Moms' cartoon link; thumb of boy with box of toys KIDS' ATTITUDES...  FOR AND AGAINST THEIR MOMS WORKING
'Challenges for Working Moms' cartoon

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JOKE-CARTOON #190
Airplane Cartoon link; thumb of airplane passenger THINGS PEOPLE HATE ABOUT AIRPLANES AND AIR TRAVEL
Airplane Cartoon
JOKE-CARTOON #189
Private Eye Cartoon link; thumb of private investigator THE WORKING PRIVATE EYE VS. THE RETIRED PRIVATE EYE
Private Eye Cartoon
JOKE-CARTOON #188
Martian Cartoon link; thumb of old woman by fence SIGNS YOUR NEXT-DOOR NEIGHBOR MAY BE A MARTIAN
Martian Cartoon
JOKE-CARTOON #187
Entertainment Cartoon link; thumb of guy's face with warts A FEW OF HOLLYWOOD'S WORST ENTERTAINMENT IDEAS
Entertainment Cartoon
JOKE-CARTOON #186
Hermit Cartoon / Recluse Joke link; thumb of bearded guy in a hat NEW ON NEWS STANDS:
“RECLUSE MAGAZINE”

Hermit Cartoon / Recluse Joke
JOKE-CARTOON #185
super bowl cartoon link; thumb of football fan SUPERBOWL PREDICTIONS BY FANS
Superbowl Cartoon
JOKE-CARTOON #184
campaign slogan cartoon link; thumb of snorting bull WORST POLITICAL CAMPAIGN SLOGANS
Campaign Cartoon
JOKE-CARTOON #183
White House Cartoon link; thumb of White House seal THE WHITE HOUSE LIST OF FREQUENTLY CALLED NUMBERS
White House Cartoon
JOKE-CARTOON #182
Temperature Joke/Cartoon link; thumb of thermometer BODY TEMPERATURE VS. THE INDIVIDUAL
Cartoon / Temperature Scale Joke
JOKE-CARTOON #181
New Boyfriend Joke link; thumb of father THINGS YOUR FATHER SAID THAT INDICATE HE MIGHT NOT LIKE YOUR NEW BOYFRIEND
New Boyfriend Joke
JOKE-CARTOON #180
Personality Cartoon link; thumb of muscle man PERSONALITY TYPES
Personality Cartoon
JOKE-CARTOON #179
Science Experiments Cartoon link; thumb of kid with devilish grin SCIENCE EXPERIMENTS
KIDS CAN TRY AT HOME

Science Experiments Cartoon
JOKE-CARTOON #178
Pigeon Cartoon link; thumb of statue head PIGEONS GIVE THEIR REASONS FOR POOPING ON STATUES
Pigeon Cartoon
JOKE-CARTOON #177
Hippo Cartoon link; thumb of hippo doctor WHY THE HIPPOPOTAMUS IS FAT
Hippo Cartoon
JOKE-CARTOON #176
Federal Budget Cartoon link; thumb of female CEO FEDERAL BUDGET MATH
Federal Budget Cartoon
SPECIAL SPOTLIGHT EDITION #5
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JOKE-CARTOON #175
Dating Advice (Funny/Cartoon) link; thumb of man with magnifying glass DATING ADVICE — GOOD AND BAD CHARACTERISTICS TO LOOK FOR
Dating Advice (Funny/Cartoon)
JOKE-CARTOON #174
Ethics Cartoon/Joke link; thumb of man reading menu MOST POPULAR ARTICLES
IN THIS MONTH’S ISSUE OF
“NO ETHICS” MAGAZINE

Ethics Cartoon/Joke
JOKE-CARTOON #173
Funny Environmental News link; thumb of zombie woman news anchor ZOMBIE NEWS CLIPS FROM THE TOMB OF THE UNREAL, VOL. 7
Funny Environmental News
JOKE-CARTOON #172
Astronaut Cartoon link; thumb of man in space helmet DATELINE 2050:
PROBLEMS AN ASTRONAUT MAY HAVE LIVING ON THE SPACE STATION

Astronaut Cartoon
JOKE-CARTOON #171
Junk Food Cartoon / Hypocrite Joke link; thumb of man sticking his head in a refrigerator TWO JUNK-FOOD HYPOCRITES
Junk Food Cartoon / Hypocrite Joke
JOKE-CARTOON #170
Productivity Cartoon / Efficiency Joke link; thumb of a mug of beer ANNOUNCING THIS YEAR’S
PRODUCTIVITY AWARD WINNERS!

Productivity Cartoon / Efficiency Joke
JOKE-CARTOON #169
Diet Cartoon link; thumb of scared man PROFILE OF A “PROBLEM DIETER”
Diet Cartoon
JOKE-CARTOON #168
New Math Cartoon link; thumb of little boy with lettered building blocks SIGNS THAT THE “NEW MATH”
IS HERE TO STAY

'New Math' Cartoon
JOKE-CARTOON #167
Winter Cartoon link; thumb of mobster WINTER STORM TIPS FROM MOBSTERS
Winter Cartoon
JOKE-CARTOON #166
Bad Neighborhood Joke link; thumb of bank robber DIFFERENCES BETWEEN A NICE NEIGHBORHOOD AND A BAD NEIGHBORHOOD
Bad Neighborhood Joke
SPECIAL SPOTLIGHT EDITION #4
thumb for spotlight edition #4; click to go there
JOKE-CARTOON #165
Water Cartoon link; thumb of cat burglar IS OUR WATER CLEAN ENOUGH?
Water Cartoon
JOKE-CARTOON #164
Spicy Food Joke link; thumb of food and hot sauce SIGNS THE RESTAURANT YOU’RE IN SERVES REALLY SPICY FOOD
Spicy Food Joke
JOKE-CARTOON #163
Dream Cartoon link; thumb of man with parrot FAMOUS PEOPLE AND THEIR DREAMS
Dream Cartoon
JOKE-CARTOON #162
BIRTHDAY PARTY CARTOON link; thumb of party-goer with blindfold on THE NEWEST POLITICAL PARTY:
“THE BIRTHDAY PARTY”

Birthday Party Cartoon
JOKE-CARTOON #161
thumb of frightened student; link for joke-cartoon, SIGNS THAT YOUR HIGH SCHOOL HAS A BAD PRINCIPAL SIGNS THAT YOUR HIGH SCHOOL
HAS A BAD PRINCIPAL

Bad Principal Joke
SPECIAL SPOTLIGHT EDITION #3
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SPECIAL SPOTLIGHT EDITION #2
thumb for spotlight edition #2; click to go there
JOKE-CARTOON #160
Plural Words Joke-Pun link; thumb of whale MORE LITTLE-KNOWN “PLURAL WORDS” IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE
Plural Words Joke-Pun
JOKE-CARTOON #159
thumb of for sale sign; link for joke-cartoon, OFFERS THAT SEEM A TAD SUSPICIOUS OFFERS THAT SEEM A TAD SUSPICIOUS
JOKE-CARTOON #158
thumb of student wearing jester's hat; link for joke-cartoon, ZOMBIE NEWS CLIPS FROM THE TOMB OF THE UNREAL, VOL. 6 - JOKE SCHOOL NEWS ZOMBIE NEWS CLIPS, VOL. 6 –
JOKE ‘SCHOOL NEWS’ CARTOON
JOKE-CARTOON #157
thumb of young guy with spikey hair and earring; link for joke-cartoon, REMARKABLE MOMENTS IN HISTORY THAT GENERATION X'ERS SAY THEY WILL ALWAYS REMEMBER REMARKABLE MOMENTS IN HISTORY THAT GENERATION X'ERS SAY THEY WILL ALWAYS REMEMBER
JOKE-CARTOON #156
thumb of man in a bar; link for joke-cartoon, BAR ROOM TIPS FOR WOMEN - SIGNS THE GUY YOU'RE TALKING TO MAY BE AN ARSONIST: BAR ROOM TIPS FOR WOMEN —
SIGNS THE GUY YOU’RE TALKING TO MAY BE AN ARSONIST
JOKE-CARTOON #155
thumb of man's face; link for joke-cartoon, SIGNS THAT YOU'VE ENCOUNTERED A BAD ONLINE THERAPY SERVICE SIGNS THAT YOU'VE ENCOUNTERED A BAD ONLINE THERAPY SERVICE
JOKE-CARTOON #154
thumb of business man; link for joke-cartoon, THIS YEAR'S MOST NOTABLE BUSINESS FAILURES THIS YEAR’S MOST NOTABLE BUSINESS FAILURES
JOKE-CARTOON #153
sports cartoon joke link; thumb of bug-eyed waiter MOST POPULAR ITEMS SERVED IN SPORTS RESTAURANTS
JOKE-CARTOON #152
thumb of man's face; link for joke-cartoon, FOOD SURVEY RESULTS FOOD SURVEY RESULTS
JOKE-CARTOON #151
thumb of school boy at blackboard; link for joke-cartoon, AFTER-SCHOOL SPECIALS WE HOPE OUR KIDS WILL NEVER SEE ON TELEVISION AFTER-SCHOOL SPECIALS WE HOPE OUR KIDS WILL NEVER SEE ON TELEVISION
JOKE-CARTOON #150
thumb of superhero's head; link for joke-cartoon, HOME-REPAIR CONTRACTOR ADS TO AVOID HOME-REPAIR CONTRACTOR ADS TO AVOID
JOKE-CARTOON #149
doctor cartoon link; thumb of doctor DOCTOR-SPEAK
JOKE-CARTOON #148
thumb of sports fan; link for joke-cartoon, DO YOU HATE THE NUMBER 3? DO YOU HATE THE NUMBER 3?
JOKE-CARTOON #147
Fear Joke/Cartoon link; thumb of man dreaming WHAT COLLEGE STUDENTS FEAR
JOKE-CARTOON #146
thumb of dog; link for joke-cartoon, HOW PEOPLE LIKE TO SERVE THANKSGIVING DINNER HOW PEOPLE LIKE TO SERVE THANKSGIVING DINNER
SPECIAL SPOTLIGHT EDITION #1
thumb for spotlight edition #1; click to go there
JOKE-CARTOON #145
thumb of caffeine-crazed man; link for joke-cartoon, MORE SIGNS YOU MAY BE ADDICTED TO COFFEE MORE SIGNS YOU MAY BE
ADDICTED TO COFFEE
JOKE-CARTOON #144
Fall Cartoon link; thumb of man pruning bush FALL CHORES TO HELP YOU BURN CALORIES
JOKE-CARTOON #143
virus cartoon link; thumb of sick man HOW A VIRUS INVADES THE BODY
JOKE-CARTOON #142
thumb of alien on podium; link for joke-cartoon, WHICH 'PHRASES FROM THE FUTURE' CAUSE YOU THE MOST DISTRESS? WHICH “PHRASES FROM THE FUTURE” CAUSE YOU THE MOST DISTRESS?
JOKE-CARTOON #141
mob restaurant cartoon link; thumb of mobster HOW TO TELL WHETHER
THE RESTAURANT YOU’RE AT
IS RUN BY THE MOB
JOKE-CARTOON #140
Thinking Cartoon link; thumb of wild-eyed man SIGNS YOU TEND TO RATIONALIZE
JOKE-CARTOON #139
skin joke / face joke link; thumb of snake HOW PEOPLE END UP WITH BAD SKIN
JOKE-CARTOON #138
Cartoon/Jokes on Water link; thumb of zombie news man ZOMBIE NEWS CLIPS, VOL. 5 –
WATER ON THE BRAIN
JOKE-CARTOON #137
pets cartoon link; thumb of dog in space helmet WHICH ANIMAL WOULD MAKE THE BEST PET FOR THE SPACE STATION
Pets Cartoon
JOKE-CARTOON #136
military joke-cartoon link; thumb of sergeant yelling THE UNITED STATES’ MOST COSTLY TOP SECRET MILITARY VENTURES
JOKE-CARTOON #135
thumb of man on rollercoaster; link for joke-cartoon, AMUSEMENT PARK VENTURES THAT DIDN'T MAKE IT AMUSEMENT PARK VENTURES THAT DIDN’T MAKE IT
JOKE-CARTOON #134
thumb of bullfighter; link for joke-cartoon, THE COLOR SPECTRUM - SCIENTISTS VS. FASHION DESIGNERS THE COLOR SPECTRUM —
SCIENTISTS VS. FASHION DESIGNERS
JOKE-CARTOON #133
Shakespeare Cartoon link; thumb of blond bimbo IF SHAKESPEARE WERE ALIVE TODAY
Shakespeare Cartoon
JOKE-CARTOON #132
thumb of judge in oll trial; link for joke-cartoon, HOW DO OIL COMPANIES USUALLY DEAL WITH OIL SPILLS? HOW DO OIL COMPANIES USUALLY DEAL WITH OIL SPILLS?
JOKE-CARTOON #131
fish joke-cartoon link; thumb of mermaid waving DEEP-SEA CREATURES' BIGGEST PROBLEMS
JOKE-CARTOON #130
Funny Comic Cartoon link; thumb of hobbes the tiger COMIC STRIP CHARACTERS SPEAK OUT ON MODERN LAW ENFORCEMENT ISSUES
JOKE-CARTOON #129
cartoon thumb of wedding harpist; link for joke-cartoon, TIPS FOR SINGLE GUYS ATTENDING A WEDDING RECEPTION TIPS FOR SINGLE GUYS ATTENDING A WEDDING RECEPTION
JOKE-CARTOON #128
cartoon thumb of surprised man; link for joke-cartoon, PROBLEMS YOU MAY ENCOUNTER AFTER YOU DIE PROBLEMS YOU MAY ENCOUNTER AFTER YOU DIE
JOKE-CARTOON #127
Plumber Cartoon link; thumb of leaking pipe QUALIFICATIONS YOUR PLUMBER SHOULD HAVE
Plumber Cartoon
JOKE-CARTOON #126
Gambling Cartoon/Joke link; thumb of bingo player SIGNS YOU HAVE GAMBLING FEVER
Gambling Cartoon/Joke
JOKE-CARTOON #125
cartoon thumb of Monopoly board; link for joke-cartoon, MONOPOLY BOARD GAME: UPDATED PLAYING PIECES “MONOPOLY” BOARD GAME:
UPDATED PLAYING PIECES
JOKE-CARTOON #124
Earth Day Joke/Cartoon link; thumb of gardener wearing hat with flower WHAT PEOPLE WILL LIKELY DO ON EARTH DAY
JOKE-CARTOON #123
cartoon thumb of sultan; link for joke-cartoon, THE GOOD AND BAD POINTS ABOUT BEING A TRADITIONAL SULTAN IN A MODERN WORLD THE GOOD AND BAD POINTS ABOUT BEING A TRADITIONAL SULTAN IN A MODERN WORLD
JOKE-CARTOON #122
cartoon thumb of student looking at homework assignment on blackboard; link for joke-cartoon, HOW PARENTS CAN HELP KIDS STICK TO DOING THEIR HOMEWORK HOW PARENTS CAN HELP KIDS STICK TO DOING THEIR HOMEWORK
JOKE-CARTOON #121
cartoon thumb of geek chef; link for joke-cartoon, SIGNS YOU'VE HIRED A BAD CATERER SIGNS YOU’VE HIRED A BAD CATERER
JOKE-CARTOON #120
cartoon thumb of rock star; link for joke-cartoon, WHY AGING ROCK STARS FINALLY RETIRE WHY AGING ROCK STARS FINALLY RETIRE
JOKE-CARTOON #119
cartoon thumb of moses; link for joke-cartoon, RELIGIOUS BOOKS ON THE BEST-SELLER LIST RELIGIOUS BOOKS ON THE
BEST-SELLER LIST
JOKE-CARTOON #118
cartoon thumb of woman in grass skirt; link for joke-cartoon, WORKERS SPEAK OUT ON 'CASUAL DRESS' POLICIES AT WORK WORKERS SPEAK OUT ON “CASUAL DRESS” POLICIES AT WORK
JOKE-CARTOON #117
cartoon thumb of captain kirk's face; link for joke-cartoon, ARTICLES IN A BACK ISSUE OF STAR TREK DIGEST ARTICLES IN A BACK ISSUE OF
“STAR TREK DIGEST”
JOKE-CARTOON #116
cartoon thumb of astronaut; link for joke-cartoon, SCIENCE EXPERIMENTS PLANNED FOR FUTURE SPACE SHUTTLE MISSIONS SCIENCE EXPERIMENTS PLANNED FOR FUTURE SPACE SHUTTLE MISSIONS
JOKE-CARTOON #115
cartoon thumb of zombie news man; link for joke-cartoon, ZOMBIE NEWS CLIPS FROM THE TOMB OF THE UNREAL, VOL. 4 ZOMBIE NEWS CLIPS FROM THE TOMB OF THE UNREAL, VOL. 4
JOKE-CARTOON #114
cartoon thumb of smiling man; link for joke-cartoon, GREETING CARD MESSAGES, BY POPULARITY GREETING CARD MESSAGES,
BY POPULARITY
JOKE-CARTOON #113
chemistry cartoon link; thumb of gold ring FACTS ABOUT THE ELEMENTS
JOKE-CARTOON #112
coffee joke link; thumb of bug-eyed lady SIGNS YOU MAY BE ADDICTED TO COFFEE
JOKE-CARTOON #111
movie joke link; thumb of movie fan CLASSIC MOVIES REVISED
JOKE-CARTOON #110
ice cream joke link; cartoon thumb of ice cream container - flavor is high carb sugar fix GOOD AND BAD IDEAS FOR NEW
BEN & JERRY’S ICE CREAM FLAVORS
JOKE-CARTOON #109
Bible Joke link; cartoon thumb of snake with baseball cap on MISTAKES ADAM AND EVE MADE IN THE GARDEN OF EDEN
JOKE-CARTOON #108
color joke/cartoon; thumb of vulture's head WHAT COLORS MEAN IN THE MODERN WORLD
JOKE-CARTOON #107
Funny Toy Joke link; thumb of little kid with present KIDS TOYS BLACKLISTED BY PARENTS ORGANIZATIONS
Funny Toy Joke
JOKE-CARTOON #106
fashion police cartoon/joke link; thumb of middle-aged lady BIGGEST COMPLAINTS ABOUT THE FASHION POLICE
JOKE-CARTOON #105
Business Office Cartoon link; thumb of business man with sales chart GOOD AND BAD SIGNS IN BUSINESS
JOKE-CARTOON #104
traffic cartoon; thumb of man in car HOW PEOPLE FEEL ABOUT SITTING IN TRAFFIC
JOKE-CARTOON #103
cartoon of raw turkey; link for joke-cartoon, THANKSGIVING QUIZ THANKSGIVING QUIZ
JOKE-CARTOON #102
Mafia Cartoon link; thumb of mobster MOB WEB SITES
JOKE-CARTOON #101
Election Joke/Cartoon link; cartoon thumb of man's face WHAT POLITICIANS DO WHEN THEY SUDDENLY FIND THEMSELVES OUT OF A JOB
 

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CLASSIC GP CARTOONS

   
Junk Food Cartoon / Hypocrite Joke link; thumb of man sticking his head in a refrigerator TWO JUNK-FOOD HYPOCRITES
Junk Food Cartoon / Hypocrite Joke
Star Trek/Captain Kirk Joke link; thumb of captain kirk's face ARTICLES IN A BACK ISSUE OF “STAR TREK DIGEST”
Star Trek/Captain Kirk Joke
Cooking Cartoon link; thumb of mad chef HOW TO TELL IF YOU’VE SIGNED UP FOR A BAD COOKING CLASS
Cooking Cartoon
 

 

   
Environmental Jokes/Cartoons link; thumb of cartoon globe Non-animated Environmental Jokes/Cartoons — Go! —
   

 

 
CURRENT
FUNNY ANIMATION /
VIDEO / AUDIO
 
funny flying video link; thumb of man standing on desk with a hoop
MONTY PYTHON –
FLYING LESSONS

This flight trainer offers a completely different kind of flying lessons. Silly but funny.  Watch funny flying video.
 
BONUS
MULTIMEDIA
 
funny music video link; thumb of scene from Take On Me music video
TAKE ON ME – THE LITERAL VERSION
The 1980s song "Take On Me" was a #1 hit for the band A-Ha, due in part to the smash success of its very creative music video. Here's a spoof of that video, replacing the original lyrics with words that literally describe each scene. Surprisingly cool and funny.  Watch funny music video.
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CURRENT FUNNY PROGRESSIVE ANIMATIONS / VIDEOS / AUDIO
 
funny coal mining video link; thumb of Margaret Palmer and Stephen Colbert on set
COAL COMFORT
Stephen Colbert interviews Margaret Palmer, the lead author of a Science journal paper that blasts mountaintop removal mining. Colbert must have had a methane fire in his funny bone—he is hilarious here.  Watch funny coal mining video.

 
funny earth animation link; thumb of cartoon image of earth with face and buildings and smoke
HOME SWEET HOME
A short and sweet, cool little animated cartoon that silently shows us the benefits of alternative energy and healthier choices.  Watch funny earth animation.

 

MORE FUNNY
PROGRESSIVE ANIMATIONS, VIDEOS. ETC. STUFF
 
funny global warming video link; thumb of two men at white board that says 'Is cap and trade right for you?'
THE STORY OF CAP AND TRADE
This is a very good summary of what "cap and trade" is, why it COULD be a solution for climate change, but how the current cap-and-trade approach is really just a giveaway to big business and won't fix the climate problem. All done with a humorous touch from the 'Story of Stuff' folks.  Watch funny global warming video.

 
funny science videos link; thumb of diagram showing athlete, wife, bimbos, and money as a chemical reaction
SCIENCE + (3 x VIDEO) + FUNNY = YOU + LAUGHS
Three funny videos about science and everyday life: In video 1, Tim Lee talks explains the funny science of improved gas mileage, nuclear fission in a sports bar, and ionic reactions between rich athletes and bimbos. In videos 2 and 3, comedians Norm Goldblatt and Brian Malow turn a science lecture hall into a comedy club.  Watch funny science videos.

 
funny animation about high gas prices link; thumb of gas pumps
STINKY GETS GAS
A funny Mark Greene animated cartoon about vehicle affordability and preference vs. fuel costs.

Watch funny animation about high gas prices.

 
funny gifting video link; thumb of man with happy woman
DOING GOOD BY GIVING BETTER
This funny gifting video has a good green twist.  After you've chuckled, you can get more information about green and alternative gift giving at Changing The Present or Grinning Planet's green/environmental products page. Happy holidays!
 
funny traffic video link; thumb of graphic image of cars in traffic jam
TIRED OF TRAFFIC
Well, we thought the solution to chronic traffic problems was more use of mass transit, for people to live closer to work, and tax shifting off of income and onto fuel. Silly us. Nothing so ambitious is necessary. This satirical video short from The Onion shows how a simple solution to the problem is right at hand.  Watch funny traffic video.

 
funny clean coal video link; thumb of clean coal mascot with three brainy scientists in background
SOLAR DIRTY, COAL CLEAN!
In this funny video/animation, Mark Fiore (satirically) explains the dangers of solar and wind energy and the advantages of "clean coal." Dirty is the new clean!  Watch funny clean coal video.
 
funny videos - financial crisis link; thumb of pile of money
ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY OF THE FINANCIAL CRISIS
In (dis)honor of the one-year anniversary of the start of the still-fetid financial fiasco, Jon Stewart offers a sizzling analysis of the president's tepid speech on the subject. Stephen Colbert marvels at the latest Wall Street "innovations"... and jousts with Michael Moore regarding democracy vs. capitalism.  Watch funny videos - financial crisis.

 
brain funny video link; thumb of pinky and brain in cage
“PARTS OF THE BRAIN” VIDEO
Pinky asks the Brain to explain the brain, which he does in a fun, mildly educational manner. Watch brain funny video.

 
INDUSTRIAL FARMING ANIMATIONS link; thumb of pig in trenchcoat flying in slow motion
THE MEATRIX - I, II, AND II-1/2
The Meatrix animation series riffs off the popular movie trilogy "The Matrix" to tell us about the ills of industrialized animal agriculture in a humorous and entertaining way.  Watch The Meatrix.

 
recycling - funny audio link; thumb of cartoony bubble man holding bin of recycled paper
RECYCLING ONIONS?
Two funny clips from The Onion on the subject of recycling: "Man Never Met Cardboard Box He Couldn't Flatten" ... and ... "Environment-Friendly Hollywood Achieves 91% Recycled Content."  Go to recycling funny audio.

 
funny water supply video link; thumb of water drop dripping from a tap plus comedy central logo
AMERICA’S WATER POLICY IS A BELLY FLOP
A couple of informative and funny videos about water issues in the United States; from The Daily Show and Colbert Nation.  Watch funny water supply video.

 
funny goldman sachs video link; thumb of image of executive and bum
MONEY FOR NOTHING AND THE GENIUS OF GOLDMAN SACHS
A funny animation from Mark Fiore that takes high-parody pot-shots at the outrageousness of Goldman Sachs' recent record quarter, a sudden turn of good fortune that has happened in spite of the ongoing economic meltdown that is trashing mainstreet and in spite of the fact that Goldman took billions in taxpayer dollars to keep from going out of business just months ago.  Watch funny goldman sachs video.
 
funny health care animation link; thumb of doctor explaining a chart
THE TOWN OF ALLOPATH
This clever animation uses the metaphor of finding the wrong solution for traffic accidents to explain the core issue of what's wrong with standard Western (allopathic) medicine.  Watch funny health care animation.
 
funny video rich people link; thumb of image of two commentators on set
ARE AMERICA’S RICH FALLING BEHIND THE SUPER-RICH?
This video short cleverly spoofs the typical debate about the gap between rich and poor by discussing "the growing gap between the rich and super-rich." (And let us not forget George W. Bush's infamous joke at an elite fundraiser dinner, where he gazed out at his diamond-studded supporters and commented, "This is an impressive crowd—the haves and the have-mores.")  Watch funny video rich people.

 
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COAL – THE FUTURE IS LATER
A video satire on the coal industry's use of meaningless platitudes (and sometimes outright deceptions) in their ads. We're also reminded of the general public's blissful ignorance on the subject of energy.  Watch funny coal video.
 
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RECESSION GAME SHOWS
A cute animated riff on the recession as it might show up in popular TV game shows. From Walt Handelsman. Go there

Related GP article:
Causes of the Financial Crisis

 
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JOHN OLIVER ON ALTERNATIVE ENERGY
A funny 2-minute bit of standup from John Oliver on energy. (PG warning: This bit has a razor edge, and there are a couple of expletives un-deleted, but it's funny enough for us to let it by....)

Watch funny energy video.
 
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SCHOOL HOUSE ROCK - “ENERGY”
A fun (if quaint) music video from School House Rock on sources of energy—and the need to conserve the limited energy that's available to us. Watch energy music video.
 
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BAILOUT BONANZA
Five funny animations on the continuing bailout bonanza being enjoyed by Wall Street bankers, enabled by their government minions. Have you gotten your share of the bill for the golden fleecing yet? All from Flash master Mark Fiore.

-- Wall Street Executive Air
-- Zombie Bank
-- Irritable Bailout Syndrome
-- Hopping Mad
-- Leverage Me Tender

Related new cartoon book:
Does Anything Eat Bankers? ... and 53 Other Indispensable Questions for the Credit Crunched

 
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DAVID SUZUKI – BUILDING GREEN
Part of Suzuki's TV series The Nature of Things, this episode looks at a variety of green building techniques, showing that living green is all about innovation, not deprivation.  Watch green building video.
 
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FROM THE ILLUMINATI TO INFINITE LOVE AND THE HUMAN AWAKENING
Deep thinker David Icke believes we can break through the manipulations of The Powers That Be by recognizing our true nature—infinite consciousness. We can create positive change in our personal situations as we head towards the coming transformation of ourselves, our way of thinking, and our way of living.  Watch David Icke's transformation videos.

 
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I Am America
(And So Can You!)

(by Stephen Colbert)

book cover for I Am America (And So Can You!), by Stephen Colbert, 10/9/2007 DESCRIPTION: Stephen Colbert spun his success at The Daily Show into his own half-hour laugh-fest, The Colbert Report, in which he brilliantly satirizes the blow-hard cable-news-talk format. Conservatives seem to like Colbert because he sounds conservative, with 'truthiness' in ample supply. Those on the left appear to love Colbert because hidden in the blustering blather is razor sharp humor that trashes the very opinions he appears to be spouting forth in earnest. With I Am America, Colbert puts rapier to paper, combining funny monologs with lists, illustrations, and charts to take on the tall task of fixing everything that's destroying America—and make us laugh all the while.

For reviews, sample pages, and info, check out on Amazon.com

101 Funny Things About Global Warming

book cover for 101 Funny Things About Global Warming, by Sidney Harris (and colleagues), 12/26/2007 DESCRIPTION: The effects of global climate change are surely coming. But what are we supposed to do between now and when lower Manhattan is 13 feet below sea level? Well, acclaimed New Yorker cartoonist Sidney Harris and his cartoonist buddies suggest we have a few laughs about global warming and related issues. In 101 Funny Things About Global Warming, the funnies flow faster than the melt water on the Greenland ice sheet, taking on everything from unreliable Hybrid cars and pie-in-the-sky alternative energy sources to head-in-the-sand politicians and the existential crisis of our own biodegradable nature.

Check out on Amazon.com

 

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