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GP ORIGINAL CLEAN CARTOONS
JOKE-CARTOON #218
Deck Cartoon link; thumb of hammer in worker's hand DECK BUILDERS’ ADS TO AVOID
Deck Cartoon / Advertising Joke
JOKE-CARTOON #217
Bail Joke / Jail Cartoon link; thumb of surprised criminal going to jail ADVERTISING SLOGANS OF BAD BAIL BOND COMPANIES
Bail Joke / Jail Cartoon
JOKE-CARTOON #216
Dieting Cartoon link; thumb of two people sipping through straws off an ice cream soda PEOPLE EXPLAIN WHY DIETING DOESN’T WORK FOR THEM
Dieting Cartoon
JOKE-CARTOON #215
Ancient Egypt Cartoon link; thumb of ancient Egyptian IF AN ANCIENT EGYPTIAN PHARAOH WERE ELECTED PRESIDENT OF THE U.S.
Ancient Egypt Cartoon
JOKE-CARTOON #214
Chicken Cartoon link; thumb of chicken on a platter HEALTH BENEFITS CHART FOR WHITE-MEAT CHICKEN
Chicken Cartoon
JOKE-CARTOON #213
Lobbying Cartoon / Lobbyist Joke link; thumb of politician HOW POLITICIANS EXPLAIN THE EFFECT OF LARGE CAMPAIGN CONTRIBUTIONS ON HOW THEY VOTE
Lobbying Cartoon / Lobbyist Joke
JOKE-CARTOON #212
Flying Cartoon link; thumb of female airline passenger in hat THINGS THAT BUG PASSENGERS ABOUT FLYING
Flying Cartoon
JOKE-CARTOON #211
New Year Funny link; thumb of man's face with crazed look HEALTH TIPS FOR THE NEW YEAR
New Year Funny
JOKE-CARTOON #210
Education Cartoon link; thumb of kid with zombie look TODAY’S DUMBED-DOWN HIGH SCHOOL CURRICULUM
Education Cartoon
JOKE-CARTOON #209
Alien Cartoon link; thumb of man on airplane SIGNS THE PLANE YOU'RE ON MAY ACTUALLY BE AN ALIEN SPACESHIP
Alien Cartoon
JOKE-CARTOON #208
Brain Cartoon link; thumb of brain halves THE TWO HALVES OF THE BRAIN—EXAMPLES OF WHAT THEY CONTROL
Brain Cartoon
JOKE-CARTOON #207
Church Cartoon link; thumb of happy woman dancing SIGNS YOUR NEW CHURCH MAY NOT BE REPUTABLE
Church Cartoon
JOKE-CARTOON #206
Promotion Cartoon link; thumb of woman ADVICE FOR GETTING AHEAD IN TODAY’S WORK ENVIRONMENT
Promotion Cartoon
JOKE-CARTOON #205
Plastic Surgery Cartoon/Joke link; thumb of woman's face TIPS ON WHAT TO SAY TO SOMEONE AFTER THEY’VE HAD PLASTIC SURGERY
Plastic Surgery Cartoon/Joke
JOKE-CARTOON #204
Disney Humor/Cartoon link; thumb of Goofy looking confused UNLIKELY ATTRACTIONS FOR DISNEY'S MAGIC KINGDOM
Disney Humor/Cartoon
JOKE-CARTOON #203
Judge Cartoon link; thumb of Judge Ito MISTAKES OFTEN MADE BY NEW JUDGES
Judge Cartoon
JOKE-CARTOON #202
Gambler Nicknames (Cartoon) link; thumb of dice MOST AND LEAST POPULAR NICKNAMES AMONG GAMBLERS
Gambler Nicknames (Cartoon)
JOKE-CARTOON #201
Cartoon - Waitress Humor link; thumb of plate of food on server's hand HOW RESTAURANT SERVERS TRY FOR BIG TIPS
Cartoon - Waitress Humor
JOKE-CARTOON #200
Gang Cartoon link; thumb of hand with spray paint can INITIATION RITES — TYPICAL GIRL GANG VS. MALIBU GIRL GANG
Gang Cartoon
JOKE-CARTOON #199
Military Cartoon link; thumb of zombie reading newspaper ZOMBIE NEWS CLIPS FROM THE TOMB OF THE UNREAL - MILITARY MADNESS
Military Cartoon
JOKE-CARTOON #198
Restaurant Jokes/Cartoon link; thumb of man at dining table SIGNS YOU'RE AT A BAD RESTAURANT
Restaurant Jokes/Cartoon
JOKE-CARTOON #197
Movie Cartoon link; thumb of karate dude NEW MOVIE TRAILERS THAT SHOW HOLLYWOOD IS GETTING DESPERATE
Movie Cartoon
JOKE-CARTOON #196
Public Speaking Jokes/Cartoon link; thumb of public speaker with raised hand PUBLIC SPEAKING AWARDS PEOPLE SHOULD TRY TO AVOID GETTING
Public Speaking Jokes/Cartoon

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JOKE-CARTOON #195
School Violence cartoon link; thumb of principal SIGNS YOUR SCHOOL IS CRACKING DOWN ON VIOLENCE
School Violence Cartoon
JOKE-CARTOON #194
Baseball Cartoon link; thumb of baseball in a hand THE PROBLEMS OF BASEBALL PLAYERS IN THE OLD-TIMERS LEAGUE
Baseball Cartoon
JOKE-CARTOON #193
Music Cartoon/Quiz link; thumb of goofy looking musician MUSIC QUIZ
Music Cartoon/Quiz
JOKE-CARTOON #192
Literature Cartoon link; thumb of frog REVISED 'CHILDREN'S LITERATURE' CLASSICS
Literature Cartoon
JOKE-CARTOON #191
'Challenges for Working Moms' cartoon link; thumb of boy with box of toys KIDS' ATTITUDES...  FOR AND AGAINST THEIR MOMS WORKING
'Challenges for Working Moms' cartoon
JOKE-CARTOON #190
Airplane Cartoon link; thumb of airplane passenger THINGS PEOPLE HATE ABOUT AIRPLANES AND AIR TRAVEL
Airplane Cartoon
JOKE-CARTOON #189
Private Eye Cartoon link; thumb of private investigator THE WORKING PRIVATE EYE VS. THE RETIRED PRIVATE EYE
Private Eye Cartoon
JOKE-CARTOON #188
Martian Cartoon link; thumb of old woman by fence SIGNS YOUR NEXT-DOOR NEIGHBOR MAY BE A MARTIAN
Martian Cartoon
JOKE-CARTOON #187
Entertainment Cartoon link; thumb of guy's face with warts A FEW OF HOLLYWOOD'S WORST ENTERTAINMENT IDEAS
Entertainment Cartoon
JOKE-CARTOON #186
Hermit Cartoon / Recluse Joke link; thumb of bearded guy in a hat NEW ON NEWS STANDS:
“RECLUSE MAGAZINE”

Hermit Cartoon / Recluse Joke
JOKE-CARTOON #185
super bowl cartoon link; thumb of football fan SUPERBOWL PREDICTIONS BY FANS
Superbowl Cartoon
JOKE-CARTOON #184
campaign slogan cartoon link; thumb of snorting bull WORST POLITICAL CAMPAIGN SLOGANS
Campaign Cartoon
JOKE-CARTOON #183
White House Cartoon link; thumb of White House seal THE WHITE HOUSE LIST OF FREQUENTLY CALLED NUMBERS
White House Cartoon
JOKE-CARTOON #182
Temperature Joke/Cartoon link; thumb of thermometer BODY TEMPERATURE VS. THE INDIVIDUAL
Cartoon / Temperature Scale Joke
JOKE-CARTOON #181
New Boyfriend Joke link; thumb of father THINGS YOUR FATHER SAID THAT INDICATE HE MIGHT NOT LIKE YOUR NEW BOYFRIEND
New Boyfriend Joke
JOKE-CARTOON #180
Personality Cartoon link; thumb of muscle man PERSONALITY TYPES
Personality Cartoon
JOKE-CARTOON #179
Science Experiments Cartoon link; thumb of kid with devilish grin SCIENCE EXPERIMENTS
KIDS CAN TRY AT HOME

Science Experiments Cartoon
JOKE-CARTOON #178
Pigeon Cartoon link; thumb of statue head PIGEONS GIVE THEIR REASONS FOR POOPING ON STATUES
Pigeon Cartoon
JOKE-CARTOON #177
Hippo Cartoon link; thumb of hippo doctor WHY THE HIPPOPOTAMUS IS FAT
Hippo Cartoon
JOKE-CARTOON #176
Federal Budget Cartoon link; thumb of female CEO FEDERAL BUDGET MATH
Federal Budget Cartoon
SPECIAL SPOTLIGHT EDITION #5
thumb for spotlight edition #5; click to go there
JOKE-CARTOON #175
Dating Advice (Funny/Cartoon) link; thumb of man with magnifying glass DATING ADVICE — GOOD AND BAD CHARACTERISTICS TO LOOK FOR
Dating Advice (Funny/Cartoon)
JOKE-CARTOON #174
Ethics Cartoon/Joke link; thumb of man reading menu MOST POPULAR ARTICLES
IN THIS MONTH’S ISSUE OF
“NO ETHICS” MAGAZINE

Ethics Cartoon/Joke
JOKE-CARTOON #173
Funny Environmental News link; thumb of zombie woman news anchor ZOMBIE NEWS CLIPS FROM THE TOMB OF THE UNREAL, VOL. 7
Funny Environmental News
JOKE-CARTOON #172
Astronaut Cartoon link; thumb of man in space helmet DATELINE 2050:
PROBLEMS AN ASTRONAUT MAY HAVE LIVING ON THE SPACE STATION

Astronaut Cartoon
JOKE-CARTOON #171
Junk Food Cartoon / Hypocrite Joke link; thumb of man sticking his head in a refrigerator TWO JUNK-FOOD HYPOCRITES
Junk Food Cartoon / Hypocrite Joke
JOKE-CARTOON #170
Productivity Cartoon / Efficiency Joke link; thumb of a mug of beer ANNOUNCING THIS YEAR’S
PRODUCTIVITY AWARD WINNERS!

Productivity Cartoon / Efficiency Joke
JOKE-CARTOON #169
Diet Cartoon link; thumb of scared man PROFILE OF A “PROBLEM DIETER”
Diet Cartoon
JOKE-CARTOON #168
New Math Cartoon link; thumb of little boy with lettered building blocks SIGNS THAT THE “NEW MATH”
IS HERE TO STAY

'New Math' Cartoon
JOKE-CARTOON #167
Winter Cartoon link; thumb of mobster WINTER STORM TIPS FROM MOBSTERS
Winter Cartoon
JOKE-CARTOON #166
Bad Neighborhood Joke link; thumb of bank robber DIFFERENCES BETWEEN A NICE NEIGHBORHOOD AND A BAD NEIGHBORHOOD
Bad Neighborhood Joke
SPECIAL SPOTLIGHT EDITION #4
thumb for spotlight edition #4; click to go there
JOKE-CARTOON #165
Water Cartoon link; thumb of cat burglar IS OUR WATER CLEAN ENOUGH?
Water Cartoon
JOKE-CARTOON #164
Spicy Food Joke link; thumb of food and hot sauce SIGNS THE RESTAURANT YOU’RE IN SERVES REALLY SPICY FOOD
Spicy Food Joke
JOKE-CARTOON #163
Dream Cartoon link; thumb of man with parrot FAMOUS PEOPLE AND THEIR DREAMS
Dream Cartoon
JOKE-CARTOON #162
BIRTHDAY PARTY CARTOON link; thumb of party-goer with blindfold on THE NEWEST POLITICAL PARTY:
“THE BIRTHDAY PARTY”

Birthday Party Cartoon
JOKE-CARTOON #161
thumb of frightened student; link for joke-cartoon, SIGNS THAT YOUR HIGH SCHOOL HAS A BAD PRINCIPAL SIGNS THAT YOUR HIGH SCHOOL
HAS A BAD PRINCIPAL

Bad Principal Joke
 

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CLEAN
FUNNY CARTOONS / COMIC STRIPS
 
   
Mainstream Media Cartoons link; thumb of bear watching TV LACK OF TV CONTENT A REAL TRIAL
On  Mainstream Media Cartoons  page
Relationships link; thumb of man laughing MAN REFUSES TO SHRINK FROM LAUGHTER
On  Relationship Cartoons  page
Resilience Cartoons link; thumb of slot machine SQUIRRELY APPROACHES TO BEING PREPARED
On  Resilience Cartoons  page
Corporations cartoons link; thumb of Frank and Ernest ALL HAIL THE C-E-OLIGARCHY
On  Corporate Cartoons  page
Future Cartoons link; thumb of little space man JACKING IN
On  Future Cartoons  page
Animal Rights/Animal Welfare link; thumb of bulldozer LOST IN THE WILDERNESS – WHO WHERE?
On  Animal Rights / Animal Welfare Cartoons  page
Funny Comic Strips of 2010 link; thumb of bank robber BANK ROBBER MASKS TRUE INTENTIONS
On  Funny Comic Strips of 2010  page
Cartoons about GMOs and Genetic Engineering link; thumb of man on doctor's table DON'T TRUST THE INDUSTRY LEAFLET
On page of  Cartoons about GMOs and Genetic Engineering
Green Toons link; thumb of sign that says PARK BAD PARKING EXPERIENCE
On  Green Toons  page
Collapse Cartoons link; thumb of THE END IS NEAR THE LANDS END IS NEAR
On  Collapse Cartoons  page
 

 

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Funny Gambling Quotes link; thumb of Star Trek video gambling screen WE’LL GIVE 3-1 YOU’LL LAUGH
Funny Gambling Quotes
Funny Wealth Quotes link; thumb of Daffy Duck with piles of gold coins GETTING DAFFY OVER DUCATS
Funny Wealth Quotes
Funny Constitution Quotes link; thumb of Nixon's head YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN LAUGHING
Funny Constitution Quotes
Funny Nuclear Quotes link; thumb of glowing drum of nuclear waste SOME TRULY RAD HUMOR
Funny Nuclear Quotes
 

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CLASSIC GP CARTOONS

   
Dating Advice (Funny/Cartoon) link; thumb of man with magnifying glass DATING ADVICE:
GOOD AND BAD CHARACTERISTICS TO LOOK FOR

Dating Advice (Funny/Cartoon)
virus cartoon link; thumb of sick man HOW A VIRUS INVADES THE BODY
Virus Joke/Cartoon
Recycling Cartoon link; thumb of angry woman's face THE DIFFERENCES BETWEEN A GOOD RECYCLER AND A NOT-SO-GOOD RECYCLER
Recycling Cartoon
New Boyfriend Joke link; thumb of father THINGS YOUR FATHER SAID THAT INDICATE HE MIGHT NOT LIKE YOUR NEW BOYFRIEND
New Boyfriend Joke
 

 

 
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COOL/FUNNY ANIMATIONS/VIDEO
 
funny net neutrality video link; thumb of internet neutrality image
GOODBYE NET NEUTRALITY, HELLO GILDED-AGE INTERNET
With a court ruling now saying internet service providers no longer have to treat as equal all content going through their pipes, the big ISPs like Verizon and Comcast are rubbing their hands together at the thought of charging content providers more money for premium delivery speeds---and slowing down or blocking those who won't pay. Mark Fiore keeps his sense of humor as he animates the threat to our beloved "system of tubes."  Watch funny net neutrality video(1:38)

 
funny work-life balance video link; thumb of man playing with cat
LAID-OFF MAN FINALLY ACHIEVES PERFECT WORK-LIFE BALANCE
Just two weeks after being laid off from the tech firm where he worked as a coder, 34-year-old Sam Morrison told sources Monday that he had finally achieved the perfect work-life balance.  Watch funny work-life balance video(1:04)

 
funny natural foods video link; thumb of spokesman pointing to natural sign
THE NATURAL EFFECT
In this brilliant satire of the highly abused food term "natural," we see a spokesman for the "False Advertising Industry" proudly explain the clever ways they trick consumers into thinking "natural foods" always come from Old MacDonald's farm, when often they come directly from the dark heart of the industrial food system.  Watch funny natural foods video(4:25)

 
funny Monsanto video link; thumb of spokesman holding rotten apple
MONSANTO — PICKING UP GOD’S SLACK
This funny bit from Happy Little Guillotine Studios makes mince meat out of Monsanto's maniacal drive to dominate the global food system with their GMO products, no matter what the cost.  Watch funny Monsanto video(2:33)

 
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Environmental Jokes/Cartoons link; thumb of cartoon globe Non-animated Environmental Jokes/Cartoons — Go! —

 

 
RECENT SERIOUS PROGRESSIVE VIDEOS
 
climate feedback loop video link; thumb of global warming slide
THE REAL THIRD RAIL OF CLIMATE CHANGE
The two stereotypical sides of the climate debate are (a) climate change is a potential planet-killer and MUST be addressed; and (b) climate change is nothing to worry about, it's all part of a natural cycle. Guy McPherson reviews the scientific evidence that there is a third scenario: Climate change has already entered a runaway-feedback mode and there is now nothing humans can do to reverse the catastrophic level of warming that's coming—and coming soon. The good news? McPherson delivers his dark news clearly, with a great sense of humor, and with excellent insights into the human condition.  Watch climate feedback loop video(1:51:49)

 
MAV bug-bot drone
MAVs — BUG-BOT DRONES
MAVs are bird- or insect-sized drones that can be weaponized to kill using vectors like injectable poisons. Watch the demonstration video and read why all US citizens should be concerned about development of these killer bug-bots.
 
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BIOMASS ONLY LOOKS GREAT IN A FUN-HOUSE MIRROR

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CORRECTING AN ATTITUDE PROBLEM: “THE MIGHTY MISSISNIPPY”

Real Water Pollution Solutions are Necessary, Possible, and Affordable

THE SWEET, NON-TOXIC SMELL OF SUCCESS

Green Cleaning vs. Chemicals In Household Products

WHY ARE DEVELOPERS ALWAYS STEPPING IN COW PIES?

Farm Land and Sprawl, Smart Growth, and Open Space Preservation

“LEFTOVERS AGAIN?” SAID THE REFRIGERATOR

Plastic Food Containers, Health, and Better Food Storage Solutions

 
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