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Recycling Cartoon

Release your giggles, jokes, bottled-up guffaws at this recycling cartoon, including a recycler joke or three. The second panel is a plastic cartoon.

         
 

THE DIFFERENCES BETWEEN A GOOD RECYCLER AND A NOT-SO-GOOD RECYCLER:

 
 
 
 
GOOD RECYCLER: You fill up the recycle bin every week with cans, bottles, and jars.
 
NOT SO GOOD: You give the recycle bin to the kids to use as a toboggan.
 
 
GOOD RECYCLER: You take your used motor oil to the nearest recycling station or collection facility.
 
NOT SO GOOD: You avoid the used-oil problem by never changing your oil. You recycle engines instead.
 
 
GOOD RECYCLER: You recycle not only your newspapers but also your phone books, magazines, and cardboard boxes.
 
NOT SO GOOD: You leave your newspapers in the bathroom stall at work after you're done. Doesn't that count?
 
 
  funny cartoon of woman putting out the recycling bin, her husband is in it drinking a bottle of booze    
 

THE EVER-POPULAR TORTURED SEGUE CM

Polly Ethel Leene
(President, Partners for a
Plastic Planet)

"Sure, we support recycling. We think plastics reprocessing and product reengineering are huge growth areas. Someday even metal and glass will be plastic."


Could you be doing a better job at recycling metal, glass, and plastic, cartoon fans? Is it even worth being a good recycler? Reuse the screen for the next page and find out in our recycling article...

funny cartoon of plastic-looking, doll-like woman in suit giving talk show interview

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SONGS FOR A PLANET OF PLASTIC PEOPLE
 
  “Living in the Plastic Age”
      – The Buggles, from the album The Age of Plastic
 
 

They send the heart police to put you under
Cardiac arrest;
And as they drag you through the door
They tell you that you've failed the test.
Living in the plastic age;
Looking only half my age.
Hello doctor lift my face;
I wish my skin could stand the pace.

  album cover for The Age of Plastic

Review: The Buggles' album The Age of Plastic is most famous for spawning the hit song "Video Killed the Radio Star," which MTV used as its first video when it burst onto the airwaves two decades ago. But the album is much deeper than that. It's a musical exploration of the alienation, sterility, and frustration that may turn out to be part of a post-modern, possibly post-apocalyptic society. While that may not sound like a very appealing theme, the ultra-talented duo of Goeff Downes and Trevor Horn pull it off with aplomb, creating one of the most remarkable albums of the 1980s. With one foot in the progressive-rock world and the other in alternative pop, The Age of Plastic simultaneously thrills, intrigues, and haunts the listener. A definite A+.

 

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Recycling-Cartoon-Related
FUNNY QUOTE

"I know they are all environmentalists. I heard a lot of my speeches recycled."

    – Jesse Jackson

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