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Personality Cartoon

We know your funny personality type won't shrink from laughing at this personality cartoon.

             
     
 

PERSONALITY TYPES

 
     
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THINKER . . .
Analyzes every situation to death. Physically incapable of flipping a coin.
PLEASER . . .
Seeks approval at all costs. Will not touch a remote control if anyone else is in the room.
PROCRASTINATOR . . .
Finds excuses to put things off. Even puts off finding excuses.
 
 

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Mark Black
     — Spotsylvania, Virginia
"I asked my shrink to help me understand my personality, but I think he was a quack. Instead of giving me a Rorschach test, he showed me his collector's animation cells from the 1930s cartoon, 'The Inkblots' ..."


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MORE FUNNY QUOTES RELATED TO  Personality  Cartoon
 
 

"If it weren't for caffeine I'd have no personality whatsoever!"

        — Anonymous

 
   
 
 

"When you stop drinking, you have to deal with this marvelous personality that started you drinking in the first place."

        — Jimmy Breslin

 
   
 
 

"The doc told me I had a dual personality. Then he lays an 82 dollar bill on me, so I give him 41 bucks and say, 'Get the other 41 bucks from the other guy.' "

        — Jerry Lewis

 
   
 
 

"You must stop this interview now as I have come to end of my personality."

        — Quentin Crisp

 
   
 
 

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FUNNY QUOTE FOR
Personality  Cartoon

"Show me an actress who isn't a personality and I'll show you a woman who isn't a star."

  – Katharine Hepburn

 

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