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FUNNY PERSONALITY QUOTES, HUMOROUS QUOTATIONS ABOUT PERSONALITIES

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"If it weren't for caffeine I'd have no personality whatsoever!"

Anonymous

"Economists are people who work with numbers but who don't have the personality to be accountants."

Unknown

"I rely on my personality for birth control."

Liz Winston

"When you stop drinking, you have to deal with this marvelous personality that started you drinking in the first place."

Jimmy Breslin

"Without my morning coffee, I'm just like a dried up piece of roast goat."

Johann Sebastian Bach

"It's best that I hide my real personality. I cannot tell you what it is because I don't want to go to prison."

Gianfranco Zola

"I have to go. I'm conducting a seminar in multiple personality disorders, and it takes me forever to fill out the nametags."

Niles Crane (David Hyde Pierce)

"The doc told me I had a dual personality. Then he lays an 82 dollar bill on me, so I give him 41 bucks and say, 'Get the other 41 bucks from the other guy.'"

Jerry Lewis

"I am a deeply superficial person."

Andy Warhol

"You must stop this interview now as I have come to end of my personality."

Quentin Crisp


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"Show me an actress who isn't a personality and I'll show you a woman who isn't a star."

Katharine Hepburn

"Personality is to a man what perfume is to a flower."

Charles Schwab

"Humility is no substitute for a good personality."

Fran Lebowitz

"It is far more impressive when others discover your good qualities without your help."

Miss Manners (Judith Martin)


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CURIOUSLY FUNNY

"Don't try to take on a new personality; it doesn't work."

Richard M. Nixon

"A man has to work so hard so that something of his personality stays alive. A tomcat has it so easy, he has only to spray and his presence is there for years on rainy days."

Albert Einstein

"I keep my own personality in a cupboard under the stairs at home so that no one else can see it or nick it."

Dawn French

"The average dog is a nicer person than the average person."

Andy Rooney



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Zombie Nukes—Undead Power Plants That Feast on Human Money! — 06 Mar 2013 — There are a number of utility-owned nuclear power plants in the United States that are offline and not coming back online anytime soon, but also not scheduled to be shut down. Of course, you can't just abandon a dormant nuclear plant, at least not until the decision has been made to properly shut it down for good. Thus, these zombie plants continue to drain the public's pocketbook—usually through electricity rates—sometimes to the tune of $50 million dollars a month—without generating a single watt of electricity!
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Joshua Farley on the Political Economy of Ecosystem Services — 07 Mar 2013— Professor Joshua Farley of Vermont University explains why we need to escape the traditional thinking of economists and politicians that says the environment is a subset of the economy. It is, of course, the other way around. For now, as we try to out-clever the system and continue flouting the proper economy-environment relationship—i.e. the laws of nature—we are merely bulldozing the pile of consequences further (and higher) into the future. But that cannot last.
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