"If it weren't for caffeine I'd have no personality whatsoever!"
"Economists are people who work with numbers but who don't have the personality to be accountants."
"I rely on my personality for birth control."
"When you stop drinking, you have to deal with this marvelous personality that started you drinking in the first place."
"Without my morning coffee, I'm just like a dried up piece of roast goat."
"It's best that I hide my real personality. I cannot tell you what it is because I don't want to go to prison."
"I have to go. I'm conducting a seminar in multiple personality disorders, and it takes me forever to fill out the nametags."
"The doc told me I had a dual personality. Then he lays an 82 dollar bill on me, so I give him 41 bucks and say, 'Get the other 41 bucks from the other guy.'"
"I am a deeply superficial person."
"You must stop this interview now as I have come to end of my personality."