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FUNNY HERMIT QUOTES

Dear reclusive reader, de-cave and humor yourself with a few funny hermit quotes, humorous sayings about recluses, and all stuff related.

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"HERMIT, n. A person whose vices and follies are not sociable."

Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary

"Hermits have no peer pressure."

Steven Wright

"They say that God is everywhere, and yet we always think of Him as somewhat of a recluse."

Emily Dickinson

"I once asked a hermit in Italy how he could venture to live alone, in a single cottage, on the top of a mountain, a mile from any habitation? He replied, that Providence was his next-door neighbor."

Laurence Sterne

"If a hermit lives in a state of ecstasy, his lack of comfort becomes the height of comfort. He must relinquish it."

Jean Cocteau

"I don't know what impression you might have of the way I live. I live in a quiet place. I do not live as a hermit, though other people would prefer it if I did."

Daniel Day-Lewis


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Second Hermit: "Oh, the usual—people, chat, gossip, you know."

Frank the Hermit: "Oh, I certainly do—it was the same with me. I mean there comes a time when you realize there's no good frittering your life away in idleness and trivial chit-chat. Where's your cave?"

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