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FUNNY BOYFRIEND QUOTES, HUMOROUS QUOTATIONS ABOUT BOY FRIENDS QUOTES

FUNNY BOYFRIEND QUOTES

 
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Funny Boyfriend Quotes . . .
GENERAL

"My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to."

Rita Rudner

"What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? About 30 pounds."

Cindy Gardner

"A friend will tell you she saw your old boyfriend—and he's a priest."

Erma Bombeck

"My boyfriend and I live together, which means we don't have sex—ever. Now that the milk is free, we've both become lactose intolerant."

Margaret Cho

"Don't hate me because I'm beautiful, hate me because your boyfriend thinks I am."

Unknown

"My marriage is on the rocks again; yeah, my wife just broke up with her boyfriend."

Rodney Dangerfield

"My boyfriend calls me 'princess', but I think of myself more along the lines of 'monkey' and 'retard'."

Alicia Silverstone


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Funny Boyfriend Quotes . . .
A LITTLE NAUGHTY

"I admit, I have a tremendous sex drive. My boyfriend lives forty miles away."

Phyllis Diller

"I wanted to make it really special on Valentine's day, so I tied my boyfriend up. And for three solid hours I watched whatever I wanted on TV."

Tracy Smith

"My mom always complains about my lack of a boyfriend. Well, next time she asks, I'm going to tell her I'm dating two different guys—Mr Duracell and Mr Energizer."

Michelle Landry


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Funny Boyfriends Quotes . . .
FROM HOLLYWOOD

"When Charles Dickens wrote 'It was the best of times, it was the worst of times,' I believe he must have been having an affair with his married ex-boyfriend."

Carrie Bradshaw
    (Sarah Jessica Parker's character on "Sex and the City")

"Everything I buy is vintage and smells funny. Maybe that's why I don't have a boyfriend."

Lucy Liu

"Save a boyfriend for a rainy day—and another, in case it doesn't rain."

Mae West

"It's a job - someone's gotta do it [kiss Jennifer Aniston]. The reality is, Jennifer and I can do our job well because we truly are friends. But when the day's over, she goes home to her boyfriend and I go home to a magazine."

David Schwimmer (Ross Gellar on "Friends")

 

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