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Bad Neighborhood Joke
This crime joke/cartoon is a "Bad Neighborhood" joke. Just the funny facts, ma'am.
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DIFFERENCES BETWEEN A
NICE NEIGHBORHOOD &
A BAD NEIGHBORHOOD: |
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Every block has
nice cars |
Every nice car is
up on blocks |
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Kids set up
lemonade stands |
Kids set up
ammo stands |
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If you dial 911,
the police say,
“We’ll be right there.” |
If you dial 911,
the police say,
“What—you again?” |
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Rod “The Knee” Dangerfield
— Hood, Virginia
"Whoa, boy, was my neighborhood rough. Instead of using chalk to play hopscotch, we used it to play body outline."
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You're having a hard time and lately you don't feel so good;
You're getting a bad reputation in your neighborhood.
It's alright—sometimes that's what it takes . . .
You're only human—you're allowed to make your share of mistakes.
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from "You're Only Human (Second Wind)" by Billy Joel
. . . from the album 1973-97-Complete Hits Collection
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GP album reviews for Billy Joel: The Stranger
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Look out for my love—
It's in your neighborhood.
I know things are gonna change,
But I can't say bad or good.
from "Look Out For My Love" by Linda Ronstadt
. . . from the album Mad Love
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We're known around the neighborhood . . .
Yeah, we got a real reputation—
The bad guys all respect us 'cause we're family.
from "Walking With The Kid" by Huey Lewis and The News
. . . from the album Sports / Small World (2 LPs on one CD)
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GP album reviews for Huey Lewis: Sports
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"I live in a neighborhood so bad that you can get shot while getting shot."
– Chris Rock
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