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Winter Cartoon
It would be a crime if you can't weather the funny mobster jokes in this winter cartoon!
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WINTER STORM TIPS FROM
MOBSTERS: |
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| JIMMY “THE SKATE” BLADES |
| Chicago |
"Even though they'll give you
great traction on an icy
sidewalk, I would not recommend
cement overshoes." |
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| VINNIE “ICE PICK” FREES |
| New York |
"When bad weather is predicted,
get to the store early to stock up
on bread, milk, and ammo." |
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| CARMINE “SLICK” PATCH |
| Newark |
"Put some heavy things in your
trunk to improve your car's traction
in snow. For convenience and
density, you can't beat a couple of
dead guys." |
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Buzz Winters
— still feeling the Christmas spirits
"This winter's extra-icy walkways are a real bummer, man. They've nearly used up my entire supply of salt, endangering the success of my upcoming 'Bobbing for Margaritas' party."
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Or go to list of jokes
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I get a little warm in my heart
When I think of winter:
I put my hand in my father's glove;
I run off where the drifts get deeper . . .
from "Winter" by Tori Amos
. . . from the album Little Earthquakes
For reviews/clips, check out CD on Amazon.com
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Down by the riverside
It's bound to be a better ride
Than what you've got planned . . .
Carry your cup in your hand
And look around—
Leaves are brown now
And the sky is a hazy shade of winter . . .
from "A Hazy Shade of Winter" by Simon & Garfunkel
. . . from the album Bookends
For reviews/clips, check out CD on Amazon.com
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It's a love that can never be,
Though it meant a lot to you and me;
On a world-wide scale
We're just another winter's tale . . .
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from "A Winter's Tale" by The Moody Blues
. . . from the album December
For reviews/clips, check out CD on Amazon.com
GP album reviews for The Moody Blues:
- Days of Future Passed
- In Search of the Lost Chord
- To Our Children's Children's Children
- A Question of Balance
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Hey, we don't pick
the Google ads! – GP
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"Winter is nature's way of saying, 'Up yours.' "
– Robert Byrne
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