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Public Speaking Joke/Cartoon
When it comes to public speaking, jokes help make a funny speech. In this cartoon, speakers get some funny awards.
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PUBLIC SPEAKING AWARDS
PEOPLE SHOULD TRY TO
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| "Most Natural Monotone" |
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"Longest Silence After an
Off-Color Joke" |
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"Best Non-Prescription
Sleep Aid" |
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"Highest Gross Weight of
Rotten Produce Thrown On-Stage" |
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Lacey Peek
— Pants Butte, Nebraska
"At my last speaking engagement, I had the unfortunate experience of getting the award for 'Most Prominent Accidentally Exposed Undergarment' ... "
Whether you think a politician is an honest and brilliant speaker or is instead deserving of awards like "Most Uhms in A Speech" or "Grandest Gaffe," the one thing today's political pontificators all seem to have in common is pandering, oversimplifications, and double-talk on environment and energy issues.
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To arm yourself against such spurious speechifying, check out our updated piece on
environmental doublespeak ...
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"Public speaking is the art of diluting a two-minute idea with a two-hour vocabulary."
— Evan Esar
"A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that 'individuality' is the key to success."
— Robert Orben
"What this country needs is more free speech worth listening to."
— Hansell B. Duckett
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Well, love him or hate him, he'll be gone soon—barring a total usurpation of constitutional authority—and we will all be deprived of the grand gaffes and gargantuan goofs that gush from his grinning gob. The next president is almost certain to bring a decline in entertainment (and embarrassment) value, so enjoy him while you can ... with this 1-minute review of some of Bush Jr.'s worst public speaking flubs. At Google Video. Go there
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