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"The cardiologist's diet: If it tastes good, spit it out."
— Unknown
"My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people."
— Orson Welles
"When I buy cookies I eat just four and throw the rest away. But first I spray them with Raid so I won't dig them out of the garbage later. Be careful, though, because Raid really doesn't taste that bad."
— Janette Barber
"No diet will remove all the fat from your body because the brain is entirely fat. Without a brain, you might look good, but all you could do is run for public office."
— George Bernard Shaw
"Rich, fatty foods are like destiny: they too, shape our ends."
— Unknown
"Never eat more than you can lift."
— Miss Piggy
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