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Spicy Food Joke

A spicy joke about restaurant food that's too spicy. So enjoy a spicy food joke/cartoon on us!

         
 

SIGNS THE RESTAURANT YOU’RE IN
SERVES REALLY SPICY FOOD

 
  funny cartoon of man eating super-spicy food, flames are coming out his mouth, smoke is coming out his ears  
     
They have two seating
sections: “Foolhardy” and
“Flat-Out Crazy”
 
  The waiter comes around
with a pepper mill —
as a joke
 
 
  The hallway leading to
the bathrooms is a
designated fire lane
 
 
  The food is free,
but water is $10 a glass
 
 
 
 
 
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Al Apeno — Spicy Run, Ohio
"I knew it was going to be tough going when the menu described the three levels of spiciness as 'Hot,' 'Way Hot' and 'Legal Waiver Required.' "


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FUN WITH LYRICS FOR ...  Spicy Food Joke
 
  album cover for Aliens Ate My Buick, by Thomas Dolby; click to check out reviews and clips on amazon

They call her Hot Sauce—
She's hot and spicy
But twice as nicey,
Although she burn me up!

from "Hot Sauce" by Thomas Dolby
. . . from the album Aliens Ate My Buick

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  album cover for Floridays, by Jimmy Buffett; click to check out reviews and clips on amazon

It's in the mood, it's in the blood,
It's in the food, it's in the mud;
It's a spicy kind of life—
Creola . . .

from "Creola" by Jimmy Buffett
. . . from the album Floridays

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  album cover for Ultimate Collection, by 10cc; click to check out reviews and clips on amazon

Hot and spicy—
Your love is hot and spicy, oh oh—
Something's burning
Down; In your life, I'm turning . . .

from "Food for Thought" by 10cc
. . . from the album Ultimate Collection

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