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Gang Cartoon

Have a bang with this funny gang cartoon - a valley girl/Malibu joke about initiation rites.

INITIATION RITES - TYPICAL GIRL GANG VS. MALIBU GIRL GANG: (1) TYPICAL GIRL GANG: The initiate must scrawl graffiti in a public place or commit a violent act. (2) MALIBU GIRL GANG: The initiate must dress as if she were a top model posing for the cover of one of the following magazines: The Economist, Christian Parenting Today, Dog World. Additionally, the initiate must create a mock wedding registration list. She is accepted into the gang only if she listed 'fine cutlery' first.
 

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Bella Stabenau
newest member of the Malibu girl-gang "The Mallers"

"Omigod, the initiation ritual was, like, the worst! First we had to hang out at the mall for an entire day without talking, chewing gum, or spending. Then we had to run The Perfume Gauntlet."


cartoon image of valley girls at perfume counter trying different perfumes

If there were gang initiation rites for cotton plants, they would include things like "toxic gene insertion" and "liberal dosings of pesticides." It doesn't matter which colors you're wearing when it comes to cotton—choosing organic cotton is the only way to escape the problems caused by conventional cotton.
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Before Joe Walsh had his successful solo career and then later joined the Eagles, he drove the rock 'n' roll bus called The James Gang. A towering success in its own right—both during the Walsh years and, to a lesser extent, after—The James Gang's had dozens of songs that fall into the "well worth having" category. Here, we present what we consider to be the top dozen—The James Gang's best songs.

 

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"At school, I always wanted to belong to a gang, and no one would have me. So I'd make my own gang, but with everybody else's leftovers."

    – Kristin Scott Thomas

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