Skip to main content  
  Helping the environment one joke at a time, Grinning Planet. Click to go to home page. flying letter; click to go to signup page for free email version
Get GP free
via email !
 
   
       
 

funny comic cartoon about comic strip characters and law enforcement joke, crime cartoon

         

COMIC STRIP CHARACTERS SPEAK OUT ON MODERN LAW ENFORCEMENT ISSUES:

       
thumb of Hagar the Horrible    
HAGAR THE HORRIBLE
 
  "Like so many of today's criminals, I had a rough childhood. It's the reason I became a pillaging miscreant instead of an honest barbarian."
 
thumb of Cathy    
CATHY
 
  "Men refusing to commit emotionally; women suffering the indignities of ugly swimwear. These are the crimes that really matter but which no one wants to discuss."
 
thumb of Snooopy    
SNOOPY
 
  "Perhaps if more people experienced the joys of giving treats to a certain floppy-eared dog, there would be more inner peace and less crime."
 
 
funny cartoon of Calvin and Hobbes in jail; Calvin has surprised look, Hobbes is scratching his head, saying, Stalking? Who knew?
 
 
TerraBits

Dagwood Bumstead
"I don't like the fact that prison inmates today spend most of their time eating and taking naps. It makes me look bad."


Here are half-a-dozen cartoons to speak out on modern environmental issues.   Speech-bubble to the next page

     Or go to list of jokes

funny cartoon of Dagwood sleeping in chair, using Daisy the dog as an ottoman
 
 
  You can get GP cartoons
free by email
  Know someone who would enjoy this
funny comic cartoon? Send page
 
 
SONGS FOR MUSICAL LAW ENFORCEMENT
 
  “Me and Julio Down By the Schoolyard”
      – Paul Simon, from the album Paul Simon (first album)
 
 

The mama pajama rolled out of bed
And she ran to the police station;
When the papa found out he began to shout
And he started the investigation.
It's against the law,
It was against the law,
What the mama saw,
It was against the law.

 

album cover for Paul Simon (first album), by Paul Simon Album Review: This album was Paul Simon's first after the breakup of the hit-making juggernaut known to the world as Simon and Garfunkel, and for Simon and his fans, any doubts about whether he could make it without Art Garfunkel were about to be wiped away. The album opens with the slightly stuttering, reggae-ish guitar line and sweet melody of "Mother and Child Reunion," a joyous song that made the Top 10 on the US charts. The next song, "Duncan," features a mesmerizing interplay of flute and acoustic guitar and features one of Simon's all-time best lyrics: "My father was a fisherman; my mama was a fisherman's friend; and I was born in the boredom and the chowder." The song "Run That Body Down" is a lilting salute to all of us that drive ourselves harder than we should. "Me and Julio Down By the Schoolyard" was another Top 40 hit for Simon, and here he blends rhythm guitar and South American sounds to great effect, to some extent picking up musically where he left off with the bouncy S&G hit "Cecelia." By the time things had ended with Simon and Garfunkel, the music had gotten rather lush—sometimes even with orchestration—far from the original folksy roots of S&G's first album. While the lush sound worked well on much of the S&G material, especially with Art Garfunkel's amazing voice, on this first post-S&G album, Simon went back to his acoustic roots by transforming the folksiness into an updated singer-songwriter sound. With two Top 40 hits and a raft of solidly written songs—none of which needed any of the gimmicky lyrics that plagued some of Simon's later songs—Paul Simon proved that he did not need a partner to produce great music.

 

For reviews, to hear clips, or to get purchase info,
go to Amazon.com . . .

AMAZON PURCHASES FROM HERE HELP SUPPORT THIS FREE SITE. THANKS!

Search Amazon.com for more...

    
 

ADVERTISEMENT

 

Hey, we don't pick
the Google ads!   – GP

 
CLICKS ON OUR ADS AND PURCHASES VIA OUR AMAZON LINKS HELP SUPPORT THIS FREE SITE... THANKS!
 
       
   >              
   > document gif Sign up to get Grinning Planet free by email, or get more info about it Email a link to this page to someone  
   > Issue Number 130
Copyright 2005 © Mark Jeantheau — All rights reserved.   More info
 
   
   
 
 
NEWS, ARTICLES, INFO

MP3 News Download
Video/Audio News Sites
Environmental News Sites
Investigative Journalism Sites

Environment/Energy/Economy
    - Articles/Resources By Topic
    - Articles By Date

Environmental Quotes
    - Funny Environmental Quotes
    - Peak Oil Quotes

Environmental Cartoons/Jokes
    - Environmental Videos/Animations

Environmental Products
Eco/Nature Greeting Cards

Grinning Planet Farm

FUNNY STUFF

Funny Jokes/Cartoons
    - Environmental Cartoons

Funny Animations/Videos
    - Environmental Animations/Videos

Funny Quotes
    - Environmental Funny Quotes

BOOKS

Environmental Books
Global Warming Books
Energy Books
Solar Energy Books
Peak Oil Books
Food-Gardening Books
Media Books

 
MUSIC & MOVIES

Environmental Movies
Environmental Songs
Environmental Music Videos

Album Reviews
Fun With Lyrics

ADMIN

Home Page
Search
Site Map
About Us
FAQs
Contact
Free Subscriptions
Unsubscribe
Privacy Policy