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Flying Cartoon
Put your trays in an upright position -- we'll be flying, cartoon style, to lofty laughing heights.
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THINGS THAT BUG PASSENGERS ABOUT FLYING: |
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| The pilot gets a big kick out of starting off his in-flight speech with "For those of you who forgot your parachutes today..." |
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| You yell over your shoulder at the little brat who's been kicking the back of your seat, but then discover it's a 220-pound soccer enthusiast |
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| The passenger next to you is fiddling with his lap but it has nothing to do with a bomb |
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| Your luggage travels to more exciting destinations than you do |
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Tia Toatler
— frequent flyer
"Last week my plane had just gotten to the front of the take-off queue when the pilot announced, 'Sorry, folks, we'll have to go back—there's a mechanical problem with my flask.' "
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From Assorted Humorists
"If black boxes survive air crashes, why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?"
— George Carlin
"The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage."
— Mark Russell
"In America there are two classes of travel—first class, and with children."
— Robert Benchley
From Calvin and Hobbes
Calvin: "Buttons—check. Dials—check. Switches—check. Little colored lights—check."
Calvin: "Leader, bandits at 2 o'clock!"
Hobbes: "Roger! It's only 1:30 now—what'll I do 'til then?"
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