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Water Cartoon

This water cartoon is a water pollution cartoon, so wear your funny looking hip waders.

         
 

IS OUR WATER CLEAN ENOUGH?

 
 
 
THE ENVIRONMENTALISTS’ POSITION:
“It’s definitely not clean enough. We think industrial CEOs should replace their bottled water with water taken directly from their effluent streams. But we suspect that ‘Dioxin Tea with a Twist of Lemon’ will not become a favorite.”
funny cartoon of cat burglar stealing office water cooler  
 
 
THE POLLUTERS’ POSITION:
“Yes, it’s clean enough. There are no longer any rivers that are actually on fire, and Deep Purple proved that a little ‘Smoke on the Water’ can be a good thing.”
 
THE WATER’S POSITION:
  
 
“You’d think I would be very upset about all the toxic industrial waste, the endocrine disrupting chemicals, the pesticide and fertilizer runoff from lawns and farms, the untreated sewage, and all the rest of the pollution that finds its way into me. But, hey, I’m inanimate. So if you bio-reactive water-drinkers don’t care about all that contamination, why should I?”
 
 
 
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Peter Barabus — Effluent Manufacturers Industrial Association
"We haven't seen anyone able to walk on water recently, so how polluted can the water be?"


Perhaps you accept the Non-Sequitur Society's position on water pollution: 'Some water contaminants are natural, so man-made contaminants are irrelevant.' If not, you might like to find out just how relevant they are in our water pollution effects article.

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FUN WITH LYRICS FOR ...  Water Cartoon
 
  album cover for Lowedges, by Richard Hawley; click to check out reviews and clips on amazon

Like a thief in the night,
You stole the love from my world;
And you don't miss your water
'Til your river runs dry;
And you don't miss your lover
'Til they're waving goodbye . . .

"You Donšt Miss Your Water (Till Your River Runs Dry)"
-- song by Richard Hawley . . . from the album Lowedges

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  album cover for 20th Century Masters - The Millennium Collection: The Best of Andy Gibb, by Andy Gibb; click to check out reviews and clips on amazon

Love is higher than a mountain,
Love is thicker than water . . .
You are this dreamer's only dream—
Heaven's angel, devil's daughter . . .

from "(Love Is) Thicker Than Water" by Andy Gibb
. . . from the album 20th Century Masters - The Millennium Collection: The Best of Andy Gibb

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Sweaty feet, troubled brow—we're all in the same game, lady.
Life's no bowl of cherries—it's a black-and-white strip cartoon.
I've been warned that you and your friends are crazy,
As from your hearts,
You bare your parts
To the gentlemen who,
While they drool,
Trying to keep cool,
Spill their Scotch and water.

  album cover for Too Old to Rock: Too Young Die [Remastered, with bonus tracks], by Jethro Tull; click to check out reviews and clips on amazon

from "Strip Cartoon" by Jethro Tull
. . . from Too Old to Rock: Too Young Die  [bonus tracks]

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