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“Birthday Party” Cartoon

An election joke and political cartoon about the newest political party - The Birthday Party

         
 

THE NEWEST POLITICAL PARTY —
“THE BIRTHDAY PARTY”

 
 
#1 CAMPAIGN PROMISE
Fairer distribution of cake to the masses
 
BI-PARTISANSHIP
Accept contributions from both the ice cream lobby and the frozen yogurt lobby
 
FAVORITE PARTY GAME
Pin the Blame on the Donkey
 
GIFT REFORM
Address the current ineffective limits on gifts from lobbyists by repealing them entirely
 
NOT INVITED
Grand Old Party Poopers
 
 
  funny cartoon of man at political birthday party trying to hit a pinata shaped like an elephant, the symbol of the Republican party    
 
 
TerraBits

Bear McGrump — Stern, Florida
"If someone from the Birthday Party gets elected, I certainly hope they will tighten the regulations on unauthorized celebratory singing of 'Happy Birthday.' "


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FUN WITH LYRICS FOR ...  "The Birthday Party" Cartoon
 
  album cover for The White Album, by The Beatles; click to check out reviews and clips on amazon

You say it's your birthday?
It's my birthday too—yeah;
Yes, we're going to a party, party...

from "Birthday" by The Beatles
. . . from the album The White Album

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  album cover for Break Like The Wind, by Spinal Tap; click to check out reviews and clips on amazon

Here she comes that rainy-day sun,
Like a moppet at a birthday party;
Rainy day's not spoiling her fun...

from "Rainy Day Sun" by Spinal Tap
. . . from the album Break Like The Wind

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  album cover for Document, by R.E.M.; click to check out reviews and clips on amazon

Birthday party, cheesecake, jelly bean, boom!
You symbiotic, patriotic...
It's the end of the world as we know it
And I feel fine...

from "Its The End Of The World As We Know It" by R.E.M.
. . . from the album Document

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