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Junk Food Cartoon / Hypocrite Joke

This funny hypocrite joke is on us, you junk food cartoon junkies!

         
 

TWO JUNK-FOOD HYPOCRITES:

 
  funny cartoon of husband up a night, looking in the fridge for a midnight snack; he doesn't realize wife is standing right behind him  
 
WILLIAM:
“Sure, I eat junk food. But I do it intentionally and voluntarily, while other people obviously just lack self-control.”
 
CLAIRE:
“I gave up buying junk food last week, which qualifies me as a health snob for as long as I can stick to it.”
 
 
 
 
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Chip Korn
     — snack food industry spokesman
"We object to the phrase 'junk food.' In the industry, the term we use is 'high-margin non-nutritive food product.' "


Are people who advocate clean energy and environment policies preaching wheat-grass solutions for society while enjoying junk-food approaches in their own lives? Are they environmental hypocrites?

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FUN WITH LYRICS FOR ...  Junk Food Cartoon / Hypocrite Joke
 
  album cover for 20,000 Watt R.S.L.: Greatest Hits, by Midnight Oil; click to check out reviews and clips on amazon

Sunburnt faces around,
With skin so brown,
Smiling, zinc cream, and crowds—
Sundays at the beach, never a cloud.
Stuff and munch junk food,
Laughing at the truth . . .

from "Power and the Passion" by Midnight Oil
. . . from the album 20,000 Watt R.S.L.: Greatest Hits

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  album cover for The Traveling Wilburys, Vol. 1, by The Traveling Wilburys; click to check out reviews and clips on amazon

He loves your . . .
Electric dumplings;
Red bell peppers;
Fuel injection;
Five-speed gearbox;
Quest for junk food . . .

from "Dirty World" by The Traveling Wilburys
. . . from the album The Traveling Wilburys, Vol. 1

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  album cover for Trilogy, by Emerson, Lake & Palmer; click to check out reviews and clips on amazon

Why do you think I believe what you said?
Few of your words ever enter my head.
I'm tired of hypocrite freaks,
With tongues in their cheeks,
Turning their eyes as they speak.
They make me sick and tired!

from "The Endless Enigma (pt 1)" by Emerson, Lake & Palmer
. . . from the album Trilogy

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  album cover for The Best of Rick Springfield, by Rick Springfield; click to check out reviews and clips on amazon

No baby, you don't look that nervous
When you bite your lip;
You keep 'em open when we kiss;
You're a hypocrite . . .

from "I Get Excited" by Rick Springfield
. . . from the album The Best of Rick Springfield

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FUNNY QUOTES FOR
Junk Food Cartoon /
Hypocrite Joke

"My body is a temple where junk food goes to worship."

    – Anonymous

"The prohibition law ... has divided the nation ... into three parts—wets, drys, and hypocrites."

    – Florence Sabin, scientist [1931]

"A hypocrite despises those whom he deceives, but has no respect for himself. He would make a dupe of himself too, if he could."

    – William Hazlitt

"At the entrance of a second person, hypocrisy begins."

    – Ralph Waldo Emerson

"The only vice which cannot be forgiven is hypocrisy. The repentance of a hypocrite is itself hypocrisy."

    – William Hazlitt

       
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