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Job Promotion Cartoon
Looking for a job promotion? Cartoon your way to the secrets of career advancement! Joke your way to that next pay raise!
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ADVICE FOR GETTING
AHEAD IN TODAY’S
WORK ENVIRONMENT: |
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1. TAKE INITIATIVE
Learn how to do something everyone else hates, like upgrading the computer network or maybe even brewing a new pot of coffee |
2. NETWORK
Take full advantage of "people connections"—a great source of future job possibilities, and an easy way to circulate ugly rumors about people you dislike |
3. BE FLEXIBLE
As necessary, grab undeserved credit for successes, shift blame for failures—that is, be the team weasel |
4. IMPROVE EMAIL SKILLS
Write highly polished emails, texts, and tweets—in today's fast-paced economy, you're doomed if you don't know how to suck-up electronically |
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Claire Iffye
— Words Creek, Georgia
"You need to be able to read between the lines. For instance, it's a good sign if your boss refers to you as 'an important cog in the machinery'. It's not quite as good if he refers to you as 'the worm gear'..."
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"This is a test. It is only a test. Had it been an actual job, you would have received raises, promotions, and other signs of appreciation."
— Robert Benchley
"REPRESENTATIVE, n. In national politics, a member of the Lower House in this world, and without discernible hope of promotion in the next."
— Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary
"Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. Sigh... There's so little hope for advancement."
— Snoopy (Charles M. Schulz)
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First, a funny commercial showing just how serious the competition has gotten for career advancement and job promotions. Then, a funny audio bit about how one temp worker is hoping to get ahead using a well honed skill. Watch job promotion video/audio.
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