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FUNNY PROMOTION QUOTES
In this job performance review, we rate funny promotion quotes a 5 -- career advancement dead ahead!
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"This is a test. It is only a test. Had it been an actual job, you would have received raises, promotions, and other signs of appreciation."
— Robert Benchley
"REPRESENTATIVE, n. In national politics, a member of the Lower House in this world, and without discernible hope of promotion in the next."
— Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary
"Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. Sigh... There's so little hope for advancement."
— Snoopy (Charles M. Schulz)
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