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Corporate Cartoon

Lovers of funny corporate jokes, this corporate cartoon is a leader in office cartoons and decision jokes - a 'work cartoon' that requires not work on your part!

HOW CORPORATE LEADERS MAKE TOUGH DECISIONS:

LADD KING
Cerberus Consulting

"I go home, sleep on it, and then discuss it over breakfast with my omniscient beagle, Nostradoggus."


JOHN DINGEE
Wolfe Corp.

"I used to use a YES/NO spinner, but now I flip Penny, my executive assistant."


DELILAH LEMON
Poltroonics

"I assemble a team of my
best people and follow their recommendation. That way I can fire someone if it goes wrong."

Funny cartoon of corporate executive throwing darts to make decision, choices are, yes, no, maybe, leave it to the lawyers
 
TerraBits

Mi Ho Lee — Roller, Maryland
"I sometimes look skyward for divine guidance. I assume a bird poop on the forehead means 'no'..."


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Funny cartoon of lady looking skyward for guidance, pigeon is sitting on nearby statue, trying to decide whether to poop on her
 
 
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SONGS FOR A DECIDING PLANET
 
  “Free to Decide” – The Cranberries,
    from the album Stars: The Best of the Cranberries, 1992-2002
 
  album cover for Stars, The Best of the Cranberries

It's not worth anything more than this at all.
I live as I choose or I will not live at all.

Now THAT'S commitment to a decision! In any event, we've decided that this is a dandy little collection of The Cranberries' plums, including "Dreams," "Linger," "Zombie," "Ode to My Family," "Salvation," "Just My Imagination," and "Analyse." The original Cranberries albums were all sweet-tart gems, and "Stars" has the best of the pickin's.

 

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