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Plastic Surgery Cartoon/Joke
Your humor insurance will cover 100% of this funny plastic surgery cartoon. We are not responsible if your new nose falls off while you laugh at the cosmetic surgery jokes.
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TIPS ON WHAT TO SAY TO SOMEONE AFTER THEY’VE HAD PLASTIC SURGERY:
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“You look wonderful.” |
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“I see the laws of gravity still apply.” |
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Buster Tuck
— recent plastic-surgery patient
"After taking advantage of the "multi-ectomy" special at Surgery R Us last month, this month I'm getting to hear all sorts of comments from people, like... 'What's the record for that sort of thing?' and 'I didn't realize they could do that in purple.' "
Even plastic is getting plastic surgery these days. Find out about it in our article on the
Advantages and Disadvantages of Bioplastics (biodegradable plastic).
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"She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon."
— Groucho Marx
"Plastic surgeons are always making mountains out of molehills."
— Dolly Parton
"I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor's office was full of portraits by Picasso."
— Rita Rudner
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