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FUNNY PLASTIC SURGERY QUOTES
Give your sagging brain a humor lift with these funny plastic surgery quotes - cosmetic surgery, funny style!
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"I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor's office was full of portraits by Picasso."
— Rita Rudner
"Beauty lasts five minutes. Maybe longer if you have a good plastic surgeon."
— Tia Carrere
"She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon."
— Groucho Marx
"Money can't buy you happiness but it can pay for the plastic surgery."
— Joan Rivers
"Plastic surgeons are always making mountains out of molehills."
— Dolly Parton
"One popular new plastic surgery technique is called lip grafting, or 'fat recycling,' wherein fat cells are removed from one part of your body that is too large, such as your buttocks, and injected into your lips. People will then be literally kissing ass."
— Dave Barry
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"You know, let's put it this way, if all the people in Hollywood who have had plastic surgery, if they went on vacation, there wouldn't be a person left in town."
— Michael Jackson
"A woman went to a plastic surgeon and asked him to make her like Bo Derek. He gave her a lobotomy."
— Joan Rivers
"If you choose to be Frankenstein with Botox and plastic surgery, you've bought your own private mask."
— Frances Conroy
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From Frasier
Martin Crane: "Oh great, my kids are having plastic surgery. That's a nice age to get to."
From The Simpsons
Moe: "Plastic surgery, huh? Eh, maybe they could dynamite Mount Crapmore here and carve me a new kisser."
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