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Hippo Cartoon
O, fat hippopotamus -- joke not, lest ye laugh at yourself in this funny hippo cartoon!
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WHY THE HIPPOPOTAMUS IS FAT: |
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For every one pound
of hippo food you get
two pounds of hippo |
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No self control—way
too much snacking on
Grub-Flavored Doritos |
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Do you think maybe if you had a
two-foot-wide mouth you'd have a
weight problem too? |
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Gertie Goodly
— Los Roundo, California
"If I even smell a dessert, it goes right to the ol' hippos."
Do right-wing conservatives put the "hippo" in hippo-crite? To find out, chew on our article
environmental hypocrisy . . .
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Behold the hippopotamus!
We laugh at how he looks to us,
And yet in moments dank and grim,
I wonder how we look to him.
Peace, peace, thou hippopotamus!
We really look all right to us,
As you no doubt delight the eye
Of other hippopotami.
— Ogden Nash, "The Hippopotamus"
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I had a hippopotamus: I kept him in a shed
And fed him upon vitamins and vegetable bread...
He frolicked with the Rector in a dozen friendly tussles,
Who could not but remark upon his hippopotamuscles.
— Patrick Barrington
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Some think the
Noble hippopotamus
A somewhat
Pointless rhinoceros
— Patrick Winstanley, Peculiar Poetry
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"There is an eagle in me that wants to soar, and there is a hippopotamus in me that wants to wallow in the mud."
– Carl Sandburg
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