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Bad Principal Joke

Just on principle, this is a funny joke about your high school's cartoonishly bad principal.

             

SIGNS THAT YOUR HIGH SCHOOL
HAS A BAD PRINCIPAL

 
 
  Gets on a health kick
and tells the cafeteria
to switch from
red Jell-O to green Jell-O
  Thinks a pantsless
dress code might
energize the
school spirit
   
 
    Approves students' request to forget about doing
a homecoming float and instead convert one of
the school buses into a "hellacious party-van"
 
 
         
  Stops by music class
and starts rambling on
about all of Liberace's
great but little known
drinking songs
  Bans the teaching
of "creativity" because
he thinks it would
violate the separation
of church and state
 
       
  cartoon image of wacky principal scaring a student in the hall of the school  
 
 
TerraBits

James "Goofus" Madison
     — Rico, California
"We convinced our high school principal that 'freedom of the press' required him to let students use the school's Xerox machine to make copies of their butts."


Today, instead of "freedom of the press," we seem to have "fee-dumb of the press"—a press corps governed by profit, with bland news presented by chattering chowderheads. Check out our harangues on corporate media and news talk shows ... and find some better news sources!

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FUN WITH LYRICS FOR ...  Bad Principal Joke
 
  album cover for The Very Best of Rod Stewart, Vol. 2, by Rod Stewart

Ever since I was a kid at school,
I messed around with all the rules . . .
The principal would like to leave the stage;
The crowd don't understand.

from "I Was Only Joking" by Rod Stewart
. . . from the album The Very Best of Rod Stewart, Vol. 2

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  album cover for Greatest Hits, by The Ramones

Rock, rock, rock 'n' roll high school—
I hate the teachers and the principal;
Don't wanna be taught to be no fool . . .
Rock, rock, rock, rock, rock 'n' roll high school!

from "Rock 'n' Roll High School" by The Ramones
. . . from the album Greatest Hits

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  album cover for Anthology, by Oingo Boingo

Principal caught me after school;
Gave me hell, called me a fool;
Pointed his finger at my face;
Started to sweat all over the place . . .

from "Sweat" by Oingo Boingo
. . . from the album Anthology

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