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Baseball Cartoon
Youngsters and old-timers--jokes in this baseball cartoon bounce off your funny bone right into the stroke zone.
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THE PROBLEMS OF BASEBALL PLAYERS IN |
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THE OLD-TIMERS LEAGUE: |
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Tough to steal a base using a walker |
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Home-plate umpire always unfairly accusing pitcher of throwing illegal "Ben Gay ball" |
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Try to spit a little tobacco juice and—whoops!—there go the teeth again |
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Mitt Ball
— bitter ex-Old Timer
"I played in the Old Timers League for a while, but I got very annoyed when they banned Steroid-Enriched Geritol. Then I found out you can't sign any multi-million dollar contracts without losing Social Security benefits. The final straw was when the fans stopped keeping box score and started keeping pine box score."
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Hot summer days may be great for being out at the old ball game, but in the Arctic, the heat is throwing the planet a spitball. Find out about it in Grinning Planet's article,
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"Baseball hasn't forgotten me. I go to a lot of old-timers games and I haven't lost a thing. I sit in the bullpen and let people throw things at me. Just like old times."
— Bob Uecker
"Baseball is the only field of endeavor where a man can succeed three times out of ten and be considered a good performer."
— Ted Williams
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
"If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there is a man on base."
— Dave Barry
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A funny (and clean) bit from George Carlin that compares baseball and football. Free via YouTube. Go there
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In this full-length episode from the first season of The Bob Newhart Show, a star pitcher for the Chicago Cubs baseball team publicly credits psychologist Bob Hartley with saving his career. The endorsement brings Bob a new player-patient ... with funny results. Free via Hulu.com. Go there
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