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Dating Advice (Funny/Cartoon)
Use this funny dating advice cartoon for real and the joke will be on your date!
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DATING ADVICE — GOOD AND BAD
CHARACTERISTICS TO LOOK FOR ... |
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WOMEN’S
CHARACTERISTICS |
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GOOD: Looks like Venus
BAD: Is orbiting Venus |
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GOOD: Hair color by Clairol
BAD: Hair color by Glidden |
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GOOD: Wears a sweater
BAD: Is a sweater |
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MEN’S
CHARACTERISTICS |
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GOOD: Has great hair
BAD: Has great back hair |
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GOOD: Is comfortable with his feminine side
BAD: Dates his feminine side |
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GOOD: Has a rugged outdoorsy look
BAD: Was recently struck by lightning |
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Pat Kelly — Stalker, Pennsylvania
"Um... Found out this one the hard way: Good—Pursues sports. Bad—Pursues sports stars."
Like men and women, food and agriculture have good and bad characteristics in terms of their impact on global climate change. Find out what the relationship is in our article about the
effects of global warming on agriculture ...
Or go to list of jokes
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"Computer dating is fine, if you're a computer."
— Rita Mae Brown
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"Employees make the best dates. You don't have to pick them up and they're always tax-deductible."
— Andy Warhol
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"My philosophy of dating is to just fart right away."
— Jenny McCarthy
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Hey, we don't pick
the Google ads! – GP
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"There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men think, I know what I'm doing. Just show me somebody naked."
– Jerry Seinfeld
View on Amazon.com:
Seinfeld books
Seinfeld DVDs
View on Amazon.com:
Dating Advice books
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