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White House Cartoon
The presidential humor in this White House cartoon is mostly a George W. Bush joke
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THE WHITE HOUSE LIST OF
FREQUENTLY CALLED NUMBERS |
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Mispronunciations ...............
Gaffs & Flubs ........................
Damage Control Desk .......
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555-6013
555-6012
555-6014
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Yes-Men ...............................
Yes-Women ........................
Yes-Pets ..............................
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555-1007
555-1025
555-1099
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Down-Home Anecdotery ....
Creative Factualization .......
Smirk Control .......................
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555-3423
555-3998
555-3512
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With Us ....................................................................................
Against Us ..............................................................................
With Us But Secretly Call Us Names ................................
Against Us But Formerly Our Puppet ................................
With Us On Even Days, Against Us On Odd ....................
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+1-57-765-3445
+1-44-326-2534
+1-21-129-5463
+1-98-568-5683
+1-23-435-5423
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"We suffer most when the White House busts with ideas."
— H.L. Mencken
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"I have no idea what White House statement was issued, but I stand by it 100 percent."
— Richard Darman, Former Reagan budget director
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"I think this is the most extraordinary collection of talent, of human knowledge, that has ever been gathered at the White House—with the possible exception of when Thomas Jefferson dined alone."
— John F. Kennedy
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Hey, we don't pick
the Google ads! – GP
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"Since I came to the White House, I got two hearing aids, a colon operation, skin cancer, a prostate operation, and I was shot. The damn thing is I've never felt better in my life."
– Ronald Reagan
A short animation about George W. Bush's terrorist-resistance plan for The White House. Pretty silly, but a good punchline at the end. From 2DTV via Google Video.
Go there
View on Amazon.com:
“Bushisms” books
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