Skip to main content  
  Helping the environment one joke at a time, Grinning Planet. Click to go to home page. flying letter; click to go to signup page for free email version
Get GP free
via email !
 
   
       
 

GOVERNMENT JOKE, CONGRESS JOKE, POLITICAL CARTOON, CONGRESS PHONE NUMBERS

     

CONGRESS — FREQUENTLY CALLED NUMBERS:
  golfer on cell phone 

House of Representatives

Tax-and-Spenders ...............202-555-1213

Borrow-and-Spenders ........202-555-1214

Senate

Colorful Personalities .........202-555-2217

Grumpy Stiffs .........................202-555-2277

Congressional Affairs Office

Bar .............................................. 202-555-6912

Couch ....................................... 202-555-6913

Back Room ............................. 202-555-6914

Creative Excuses Desk ..... 202-555-6917

  
 
 
TerraBits

Garner Duckits
President of the National Association of Subsidies
"I've saved tons on long distance bills since Congress set up their toll-free Pork Barrel Request Line —
1-800-PIGGIES."

When it comes to REAL piggies—the hogs we raise for pork—have we got them over a barrel?    Squeal, and you can see the next page

Or go to list of jokes

 funny cartoon of pig man as congressman
 
 
  You can get GP cartoons
free by email		   Know someone who would enjoy
this cartoon page? Send it to them		  
 
SONGS FOR A DISENFRANCHISED PLANET
 
  “Summertime Blues” – Eddie Cochran, from the album . . .
     Somethin’ Else: The Fine Lookin’ Hits of Eddie Cochran
 
 

Well I called my congressman and he said "Whoa!"
"I'd like to help you son but you're too young to vote"
Sometimes I wonder what I'm a gonna do
But there ain't no cure for the summertime blues
  album cover for Eddie Cochran, Somethin' Else - The Fine Lookin' Hits of Eddie Cochran

REVIEW: Eddie Cochran emerged on the 1950s' breaking wave of rock 'n' roll. He's still remembered best for "Summertime Blues," but his tragically short three-year career produced numerous hits, including "Sittin' in the Balcony," "Nervous Breakdown," and "C'mon Everybody." It's rockabilly-meets-Elvis!

For reviews, to hear clips, or to get purchase info,
click here to go to Amazon.com

Or search Amazon.com for more...

    

 

ADVERTISEMENT

  

Hey, we don't pick
the Google ads!   – GP
 
       
   >              
   > document gif

- Jokes-Cartoons
- Environmental

 Sign up to get Grinning Planet free by email, or get more info about it Get Grinning Planet free by email Email a link to this page to someone Send this page to a friend or two  
   > Issue Number 75
Copyright 2004 © Mark Jeantheau — All rights reserved.   More info 		 
   
   
 

Home | FAQs | Site Map | Search | About Us | Contact Us

Main Cartoons Page | Album Reviews | Grinning Planet Radio

Main Environmental Page | Articles By Date, By Category | Resources | Gifts/Shopping

Environmental Cartoons/Jokes, Quotes, News, Books, Movies, Songs, Greeting Cards

Free Subscriptions, Unsubscribe | Accessibility | Privacy Policy