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Congress/Government Joke-Cartoon
A political congress/government cartoon -- joke about taxes, joke about politicians and bad government/congress
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CONGRESS — FREQUENTLY CALLED NUMBERS: |
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Tax-and-Spenders ...............202-555-1213
Borrow-and-Spenders ........202-555-1214
Colorful Personalities .........202-555-2217
Grumpy Stiffs .........................202-555-2277
Bar .............................................. 202-555-6912
Couch ....................................... 202-555-6913
Back Room ............................. 202-555-6914
Creative Excuses Desk ..... 202-555-6917
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Garner Duckits
President of the National Association of Subsidies
"I've saved tons on long distance bills since Congress set up their toll-free Pork Barrel Request Line —
1-800-PIGGIES."
When it comes to REAL piggies—the hogs we raise for pork—have we got them over a barrel? Check out our article on
hog farming problems
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| SONGS FOR A DISENFRANCHISED PLANET |
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“Summertime Blues” – Eddie Cochran, from the album . . .
Somethin’ Else: The Fine Lookin’ Hits of Eddie Cochran |
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Well I called my congressman and he said "Whoa!"
"I'd like to help you son but you're too young to vote"
Sometimes I wonder what I'm a gonna do
But there ain't no cure for the summertime blues
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REVIEW: Eddie Cochran emerged on the 1950s' breaking wave of rock 'n' roll. He's still remembered best for "Summertime Blues," but his tragically short three-year career produced numerous hits, including "Sittin' in the Balcony," "Nervous Breakdown," and "C'mon Everybody." It's rockabilly-meets-Elvis!
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"The government is unresponsive to the needs of the little man. Under 5' 7", it is impossible to get your congressman on the phone."
— Woody Allen
"Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress; but I repeat myself."
— Mark Twain
"You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think."
— Milton Berle
"We may not imagine how our lives could be more frustrating and complex—but Congress can."
— Cullen Hightower
"The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets."
— Will Rogers
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