CONGRESS — FREQUENTLY CALLED NUMBERS:

House of Representatives

Tax-and-Spenders ...............202-555-1213

Borrow-and-Spenders ........202-555-1214

Senate

Colorful Personalities .........202-555-2217

Grumpy Stiffs .........................202-555-2277

Congressional Affairs Office

Bar .............................................. 202-555-6912

Couch ....................................... 202-555-6913

Back Room ............................. 202-555-6914

Creative Excuses Desk ..... 202-555-6917

Garner Duckits
President of the National Association of Subsidies
"I've saved tons on long distance bills since Congress set up their toll-free Pork Barrel Request Line —
1-800-PIGGIES."

When it comes to REAL piggies—the hogs we raise for pork—have we got them over a barrel?    Squeal, and you can see the next page

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