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Campaign Cartoon
Politicians are campaign cartoon clowns--honk!--with un-funny political campaign slogans.
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WORST POLITICAL CAMPAIGN SLOGANS: |
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"I spend more tax dollars before 10 AM than most Congressmen will spend all day." |
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"I suck way less than the other guy." |
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"I propose a radical downsizing of government—it would be just me and a few trusted henchmen." |
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Vic Tymm — voter
"My senator, Manny Grifter, is up for reelection this year, and I like the campaign slogan I'm hearing from him: 'I will DO something about crime—I'll lock MYSELF up.' "
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"Anyone that wants the presidency so much that he'll spend two years organizing and campaigning for it is not to be trusted with the office."
— David Broder
"Sometimes, political campaigns make decent people act and talk like perfect buffoons."
— Tony Snow
"Do not run a campaign that would embarrass your mother."
— Robert C. Byrd
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"When the president during the campaign said he was against nation building, I didn't realize he meant our nation."
– Al Franken
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Al Franken
(books and DVDs)
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Hey, we don't pick
the Google ads! – GP
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CAMPAIGN TRAIL
A funny, ultra-satirical video spoofing a campaign contest between two very polarized opponents. From Jokey Bits via YouTube...
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