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'New Math' Cartoon
This funny cartoon about the new math has numbers joke, debt joke, and business joke.
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SIGNS THAT THE “NEW MATH” IS
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The news program "48 Hours"
still only lasts 60 minutes |
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Over 19,000 companies
now claim to be #1 |
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100 senators
+ 435 representatives
+ 1 president
——————--
= 8,700,000,000,000
in federal debt,
and counting |
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Neo Khan — ultra-conservative
"I am outraged that today in school my kid's math teacher offered the theorem that 'Two wrongs make a right wing'..."
In the future, will we be outraged at the new 'Peak Oil Math,' where energy shortages add up to a dirtier environment? How could less fossil fuel use possibly mean more pollution? Find out in our article,
Peak Oil and Environment ...
Or go to list of jokes
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I thought love was 50/50—
This just don't add up:
You always take more than you give me;
Is that the new math or what?
from "Baby That's Tough" by Vince Gill
. . . from the album Vintage Gill
For reviews/clips, check out CD on Amazon.com
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Hooray for new math,
New-hoo-hoo-math,
It won't do you a bit of good to review math.
It's so simple, So very simple,
That only a child can do it!
from "New Math" by Tom Lehrer
. . . from the album The Remains of Tom Lehrer (Box Set)
For reviews/clips, check out CD on Amazon.com
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I got so bored with my homework, I turned on the TV.
The beauty pageant winners were all smiling through their teeth;
And they asked the new Miss America,
"Hey, babe, can you add up all those bucks?"
She looked puzzled then just said, "Math Suks."
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from "Math Suks" by Jimmy Buffett
. . . from the album Beach House On The Moon
For reviews/clips, check out CD on Amazon.com
ALSO SEE: GP album reviews for Jimmy Buffett:
-- Living and Dying in 3/4 Time Review
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Hey, we don't pick
the Google ads! – GP
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"But in the new (math) approach, the important thing is to understand what you're doing, rather than to get the right answer."
– Tom Lehrer
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