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Airplane Cartoon
With our flight bag of funny air travel jokes, we approach the Airplane Cartoon terminal.
THINGS PEOPLE HATE ABOUT
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| When you're on a non-smoking flight and the engines start smoking anyway |
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| When the airline loses your luggage with your favorite cousin inside |
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| When the airline pilot is a practical joker and thinks it would be funny during some turbulence to get on the PA system and in a deep, booming voice say, "Attention, sinners, this is God." |
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D.C. Winger
— airport technology consultant
"I think it's a bad idea that the Federal Aviation Administration is going ahead with the 'Self-Serve Air Traffic Control Tower' project, but I'm somewhat reassured that they will also continue funding development of the 'Self-Serve Runway Foam' project."
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Foam—it's everywhere! Foam cups for coffee, foam clamshells for those
double-decker mega-burgers, foam-container "doggie bags" for restaurant
leftovers. But what about chemicals leaching from these foam containers
into your food ... and then into you? Check out our article about the potential
health effects of foam cups and food containers ...
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Muhammad Ali: "Superman don't need no seat belt."
Flight attendant: "Superman don't need no airplane, either."
Al Gore: "Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo."
Jean Kerr: "I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me they are wonderful things for other people to go on."
Unknown flight attendant: "We do feature a smoking section on this flight; if you must smoke, contact a member of the flight crew and we will escort you to the wing of the airplane."
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Hey, we don't pick
the Google ads! – GP
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MONTY PYTHON - AIRPLANE SKETCHES
— In funny video sketch #1, Graham Chapman and John Cleese play airline pilots in the airplane cockpit, bored with the flight and intent on irritating their passengers with prank announcements. In the second sketch, Chapman and Cleese are confronted by Michael Palin as a hijacker—polite and logical to a fault. Via Google Video.
- Sketch 1
- Sketch 2
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Animations/Videos
Whether it's his much-given talks on global warming; or his role in the resulting film,
An Inconvenient Truth (the most successful theatre documentary of all time); or his funny appearance on Saturday Night Live or his winning appearance on 60 Minutes; or his latest book, The Assault on Reason ... Al Gore is an ex-non-president who knows how to land on his feet.
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