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Airplane's Tagline: "What's slower than a speeding bullet, and able to hit tall buildings at a single bound?"
Rumack: "You'd better tell the Captain we've got to land as soon as we can. This woman has to be gotten to a hospital."
Elaine Dickinson: "A hospital? What is it?"
Rumack: "It's a big building with patients..."
[as plane prepares for takeoff]
Hanging Lady: "Nervous?"
Ted Striker: "Yes."
Hanging Lady: "First time?"
Ted Striker: "No, I've been nervous lots of times."
Elaine Dickinson: "There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?"
Ted Striker: "Surely you can't be serious."
Rumack: "I am serious... and don't call me Shirley."
Jack Kilpatrick: "Shana, they bought their tickets, they knew what they were getting into. I say, let 'em crash."
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