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FUNNY SUPERHERO QUOTES

We do justice to superhero humor with a league of superheroes funny quotes (and cartoons)!

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Funny Superheroes Quotes . . .
GENERAL

"I'm not normally a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me, Superman!"

— Homer Simpson

"I wish I had a Kryptonite cross, because then you could keep both Dracula AND Superman away."

— Jack Handy

"The fundament of a superhero is the guy in tights saving innocent people from bad things. It's amazing how infrequently that seems to happen in superhero comics these days."

— Frank Miller

"We've always been ready for female superheroes. Because women want to be them and men want to do them."

— Famke Janssen

Funny (and Not-So-Funny) Superheroes Quotes . . .
FROM THE WORLD OF POLITICS

"I want to be Robin to Bush's Batman. "

— Dan Quayle, vice-president during the Bush I years

"About Superman and Batman: the former is how America views itself, the latter, darker character is how the rest of the world views America."

— Michael Caine

THE EVER-POPULAR TORTURED SEGUE

picture of girl playing in grass; link for environmental article, Chemical Pesticide Exposure and Effects on Children The children of superheroes may have enough of their parents' genes to be immune to the effects of pesticides, but are your kids? Find out in our article Pesticide Exposure and Effects on Children. And even if we buy pesticide-free food, all us non-superhero types should be concerned about chemicals getting into our food from plastic food storage containers.

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The Science of Superheroes

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SEINFELD & SUPERMAN – ROAD TRIP!

— Jerry Seinfeld hits the road with the Man of Steel, with comically animated results. (P.S. Can you identify the guy doing the Superman voice-over?) Go there

HOW SUPERMAN SHOULD HAVE ENDED

A funny cartoon where Superman first deals with Lex Luthor's 'impossible' task and then chats with Batman over coffee. Via YouTube. Go there

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