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FUNNY SUPERHERO QUOTES
We do justice to superhero humor with a league of superheroes funny quotes (and cartoons)!
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"I'm not normally a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me, Superman!"
— Homer Simpson
"I wish I had a Kryptonite cross, because then you could keep both Dracula AND Superman away."
— Jack Handy
"The fundament of a superhero is the guy in tights saving innocent people from bad things. It's amazing how infrequently that seems to happen in superhero comics these days."
— Frank Miller
"We've always been ready for female superheroes. Because women want to be them and men want to do them."
— Famke Janssen
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"I want to be Robin to Bush's Batman. "
— Dan Quayle, vice-president during the Bush I years
"About Superman and Batman: the former is how America views itself, the latter, darker character is how the rest of the world views America."
— Michael Caine
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Whistleblowers and Surveillance in 21st Century USA —
02 Mar 2013—
The US government has a Whistleblower Protection Act, but this podcast recounts multiple cases where people who blew the whistle on the illegal and unethical activities of the American empire have been ruthlessly punished or prosecuted. ~~ Then Glen Greenwald gives a speech titled "Challenging the US Surveillance State." He begins by reviewing the evidence that all US administrations have systematically abused their technological ability to listen in on US citizens. And as the powers of technology have increased, so has covert spying on the populace.
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Fairewinds Energy Education
Zombie Nukes—Undead Power Plants That Feast on Human Money! —
06 Mar 2013 —
There are a number of utility-owned nuclear power plants in the United States that are offline and not coming back online anytime soon, but also not scheduled to be shut down. Of course, you can't just abandon a dormant nuclear plant, at least not until the decision has been made to properly shut it down for good. Thus, these zombie plants continue to drain the public's pocketbook—usually through electricity rates—sometimes to the tune of $50 million dollars a month—without generating a single watt of electricity!
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Joshua Farley on the Political Economy of Ecosystem Services —
07 Mar 2013—
Professor Joshua Farley of Vermont University explains why we need to escape the traditional thinking of economists and politicians that says the environment is a subset of the economy. It is, of course, the other way around. For now, as we try to out-clever the system and continue flouting the proper economy-environment relationship—i.e. the laws of nature—we are merely bulldozing the pile of consequences further (and higher) into the future. But that cannot last.
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The Science of Superheroes
Could a poison spider bite really have transformed Peter Parker into Spider-Man? Could a real-life Aquaman ever breathe through gills? Welcome to the intersection of science and superheroes. Genetics, biology, astrophysics, freakology—it's all in this book. Science class was never this fun!

— Jerry Seinfeld hits the road with the Man of Steel, with comically animated results. (P.S. Can you identify the guy doing the Superman voice-over?)
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A funny cartoon where Superman first deals with Lex Luthor's 'impossible' task and then chats with Batman over coffee. Via YouTube.
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