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FUNNY SUPERHERO QUOTES
We do justice to superhero humor with a league of superheroes funny quotes (and cartoons)!
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"I'm not normally a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me, Superman!"
— Homer Simpson
"I wish I had a Kryptonite cross, because then you could keep both Dracula AND Superman away."
— Jack Handy
"The fundament of a superhero is the guy in tights saving innocent people from bad things. It's amazing how infrequently that seems to happen in superhero comics these days."
— Frank Miller
"We've always been ready for female superheroes. Because women want to be them and men want to do them."
— Famke Janssen
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"I want to be Robin to Bush's Batman. "
— Dan Quayle, vice-president during the Bush I years
"About Superman and Batman: the former is how America views itself, the latter, darker character is how the rest of the world views America."
— Michael Caine
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The Science of Superheroes
Could a poison spider bite really have transformed Peter Parker into Spider-Man? Could a real-life Aquaman ever breathe through gills? Welcome to the intersection of science and superheroes. Genetics, biology, astrophysics, freakology—it's all in this book. Science class was never this fun!
— Jerry Seinfeld hits the road with the Man of Steel, with comically animated results. (P.S. Can you identify the guy doing the Superman voice-over?)
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A funny cartoon where Superman first deals with Lex Luthor's 'impossible' task and then chats with Batman over coffee. Via YouTube.
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