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Superhero Cartoon

Faster than superman humor, more powerful than a spiderman joke—it's a superhero cartoon!

   

HOW THE SUPERHERO BUSINESS HAS
CHANGED IN THE PAST 50 YEARS:

spider-man with corporate sponsor decals all over his costume
     
  Old-time superheroes never had to deal with cries of, "Someone help me! My computer just locked up!"  
     
 
  Old-time superheroes never used to call in FEMA for the really tough disasters.  
     
 
  Old-time superheroes were willing to endure high levels of pain to avoid showing any bulge in their tights.  
 
 
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Superman
  – classic superhero

"Don't forget this one: Old-time superheroes never had to worry about sexual harassment lawsuits. ('Members of the jury, I will show how the defendant, using his
x-ray vision, caught a free peek and caused pain and suffering to my client.')"

funny cartoon, superman on witness stand, woman judge is in love with superman but he is using x-ray vision to ogle male baliff

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DESCRIPTION: Could a poison spider bite really have transformed Peter Parker into Spider-Man? Could a real-life Aquaman ever breathe through gills? Welcome to the intersection of science and superheroes. Genetics, biology, astrophysics, freakology—it's all in this book. Science class was never this fun!

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Superhero-Cartoon-Related
FUNNY QUOTE

"I'm not normally a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me, Superman!"

    – Homer Simpson

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Funny Superhero Quotes

ANIMATION RELATED TO
Superhero Cartoons

superman and batman in diner; click to see video on YouTube

HOW SUPERMAN SHOULD HAVE ENDED

A funny cartoon where Superman first deals with Lex Luthor's 'impossible' task and then chats with Batman over coffee. Via YouTube. Go there

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