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Mighty Mouth! Able to tell superhero jokes! Able to use food like humor! Can make other superheroes fall off their diet!

           
  funny cartoon Mighty Mouth the superhero, costume's utility belt includes a spatula, whisk, and other kitchen stuff

MIGHTY MOUTH
A POSSIBLE NEW COMIC-BOOK SUPERHERO:

 
   right half of Mighty Mouth image  
     
superhero icon # 1   His microwave vision allows him to cook snacks instantly!
   
   
superhero icon # 2 He's impervious to dieting ads!
   
   
superhero icon # 3 He can squeeze a chunk of baker's chocolate in his hand and convert it to a Godiva bonbon!
   
   
superhero icon # 4 His super-elastic costume means he can conquer evil deliciousness without limit!
   
   
superhero icon # 5 But this superhero has one weakness: He's helpless in the presence of chiptonyte!
 
 
 
 
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Dredd Flashman – Blade, Louisiana
"A new superhero named 'Mighty Mouth'? Hmm... Let me guess... He dates WonderBread Woman?"


Even our superhero Mighty Mouth should be concerned about chemicals getting into his food from plastic containers...   Lock in freshness with our non-humor article on plastic food containers ...

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  “Blood on the Rooftops”
      – Genesis, from the album Wind & Wuthering
 
 

Hypnotised by Batman, Tarzan...
Still surprised.
You've won the West
In time to be our guest;
Name your prize.
Though your eyes,
See shipwrecked sailors; You're still dry.
The outlook's fine, though Wales might
Have some rain...
Saved again.

  album cover for Wind and Wuthering

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Album Review: Superhero references are a passing part of "Blood on the Rooftops," a brooding progressive dirge that works on your senses until you are finally forced to admit to its musical genius. Most of Wind & Wuthering is like that: seemingly "pretty good" at first, but better and better as you listen again and again, as the haunting melodies and rich lyrics work themselves into your brain, until finally your soul fully accepts that it's an amazing album. Other standout tracks on this masterpiece include "Your Own Special Way," "Eleventh Earl Of Mar," and "One For The Vine," which is one of the most astonishing musical stories ever told. Steve Hackett's brilliance is also unleashed in the instrumental piece "Unquiet Slumbers For The Sleepers... In That Quiet Earth." This is one of the many excellent pre-pop Genesis albums.

 

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"The fundament of a superhero is the guy in tights saving innocent people from bad things. It's amazing how infrequently that seems to happen in superhero comics these days."

    – Frank Miller

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The Science of Superheroes

Could a poison spider bite really have transformed Peter Parker into Spider-Man? Could a real-life Aquaman ever breathe through gills? Welcome to the intersection of science and superheroes. Genetics, biology, astrophysics, freakology—it's all in this book. Science class was never this fun!

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SEINFELD AND SUPERMAN – IN THE CITY

A cool 5-minute animation of Jerry and Superman tooling around the city, doing typical Seinfeldian things, all to very humorous effect. Watch funny 'Seinfeld and Superman' video.

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