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FASHION POLICE JOKE WITH FASHION CARTOON COP, STYLE HUMOR & CRIME OF FASHION

         
 

BIGGEST
COMPLAINTS
ABOUT THE
FASHION POLICE:

 
 
 
  SLOW RESPONSE TIME  
 
 
  Response time is often measured in hours, even for plaid emergencies.  
 
 
 
  CORRUPTION  
 
 
  After busting a knock-off operation, goods known to have a high street-rack value don't always make it to the evidence room.  
 
 
 
  COVER-UPS  
 
 
  There's a code of silence when one of their own is known to be wearing sweatpants at home.  
 
 
 
  funny cartoon of fashion police man blowing whistle at two bad dressers    
 
 
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Al Therage — Fashion Cop
"I am forced to admit to our ineffectiveness. Even after countless crackdowns and sweeps, slobs are everywhere!"


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SONGS FOR A FASHION-DRIVEN PLANET
 
  “Fashion”
      – David Bowie, from the album Best of Bowie
 
 

Fashion! Turn to the left ...
Fashion! Turn to the right ...
Oooh, fashion!
We are the goon squad and we're coming to town ...
Beep-beep, Beep-beep!

  album cover for Best of Bowie








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Album Review: The fashion police have made one too many stops for our liking here at Slob Central, but we don't hold it against the David Bowie song "Fashion," an homage to fashion cops if there ever was one. Of course, with the ever-so-stylish Mr. Bowie, one can never quite tell what's homage and what's satire, so we prefer just to listen to the cool music. In any event, this double disc best-of collection will give your ears all the great glam and non-glam Bowie you could ever want, with the coverage spanning the most productive years of his career. All the major hits are here, including quirky greats like "Blue Jean," "China Girl" and "Sound and Vision"; straight-up pop hits like "Changes," "Suffragette City," "Let's Dance" and several others; and the unmatchable pair of space classics, "Space Oddity" and its semi-sequel "Ashes to Ashes." But this collection includes some non-hit classics too, like the excellent "Man Who Sold The World," the groove-laden "Moonage Daydream" and the outrageous "Ziggy Stardust." A couple of collaborative efforts are featured as well—"Under Pressure" (with Queen) and "All the Young Dudes" (from Bowie's days with Mott the Hoople). If you're a die-hard Bowie fan, you'll no doubt want all of the original albums (and bits of material from his costumes too ;-). But for the rest of us, this two-CD set is wham-bam perfect. Thank you, ma'am. Sir.

 

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