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Thanksgiving Cartoon

Gobble up this Thanksgiving cartoon on how we serve up Thanksgiving Dinner jokes.

         
 

HOW PEOPLE
LIKE TO SERVE
THANKSGIVING
DINNER:

 
 
BETTY:
"As a buffet — so everyone can make pigs of themselves selectively on their favorite dishes."
 
WILLA:
"Sit-down style — so everyone is guilted into taking some of Grandma's 'Peas with Gizzards' dish."
 
ALICE:
"In a restaurant — so everyone can feel good about not helping with the dishes."
 
 
 
funny cartoon of people at Thanksgiving table, praying; dog is also praying, as he looks at turkey on table
 
 
TerraBits

Poppy Grumps — chewin' fan
"I guess I should not be surprised that people did not want to try my tobacco-nog for dessert. But if you've never tried a nice stove-warmed chaw with a little nutmeg, don't knock it. (And, no, microwaving is not just as good.)"


Once Thanksgiving is off the front-burner, maybe you can spend a little time cooking up a green office kitchen ...

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cartoon of old-timer ringing dinner bell
 
 
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SONGS FOR A THANKSGIVING PLANET
 
  “Alice’s Restaurant Massacree”
      – Arlo Guthrie, from the album Arlo Guthrie's Greatest Hits
 
 

You can get anything you want, at Alice's Restaurant.
Walk right in, it's around the back;
Just a half a mile from the railroad track.
You can get anything you want, at Alice's Restaurant —
Excepting Alice . . .

  album cover for Arlo Guthrie's Greatest Hits

Album Review: A epic classic from the hippie era, "Alice's Restaurant Massacree" has been a Thanksgiving Day classic at many radio stations over the years. But if your local stations have all been caught in the clutches of corporate-takeover playlist purgatory and you've never heard "Alice's Restaurant," here is your chance. On this best-of collection, you get that opus with a bunch of other Arlo classics, including the fine songs "Cooper's Lament" and "Darkest Hour"; another fun spoken-word tale in "Motorcycle Song (Significance of the Pickle)"; and, of course, his two smash hits, "Coming into Los Angeles" and "City of New Orleans."

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