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Office Worker Cartoon
This tiny cubicle of office humor contains an office worker cartoon drafted as a word pairs joke.
THE WORD PAIRS OFFICE WORKERS HATE MOST: |
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| 75% |
SWAMPED / OVERTIME |
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| 87% |
RAISE / NO |
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| 98% |
MICROWAVE / FISH |
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Rose Noze
— Smelley, Alabama
"Even the smell of reheated fish can't compare to the waves of stink coming off these people who douse themselves in cheap cologne or perfume. The worst was the woman who tortured us for weeks with the sinus-clearing effects of her new perfume, Chanel 'Wharf #5.'"
Smelly chemicals aren't the only danger faced by farmers...
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| SONGS FOR A SMELLY PLANET |
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“That Smell” – Lynyrd Skynyrd, from All Time Greatest Hits |
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Ooooh that smell—Can't you smell that smell;
Ooooh that smell—The smell of death surrounds you ...
Gosh, even microwaved fish isn't as bad as the smell of death (barely). Regardless, get a big whiff of great music on this excellent Lynyrd Skynyrd greatest hits package. It includes all the big ones, including: "Sweet Home Alabama," "Gimme Three Steps," "Saturday Night Special," "Gimme Back My Bullets," "You Got That Right," "Free Bird," and What's Your Name?"
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Hey, we don't pick
the Google ads! – GP
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Get a clue, office workers—life could be worse! This 4-minute rap song has clever, searing lyrics that remind us of the "high cost of low prices" and the mass conversion of the populace into mere Wal-Martifacts. From M.C. Lars via YouTube.
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Related Amazon.com DVD:
Wal-Mart: The High Cost of Low Price
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