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Pets Cartoon

This funny "pets cartoon within a space cartoon" discriminates against cats – a pet-joke peeve of mine!

     

WHICH ANIMAL WOULD MAKE THE
BEST PET FOR THE SPACE STATION

funny cartoon of dog from space station, dog has taken a lunar lander to the moon and is now howling at the earth  
 
— DOG —
Would give astronauts'
space walks a practical
purpose.
 
— CAT —
Good for testing physics' superstring theories, as well as a good insurance policy against out-of-control mice-breeding experiments.
 
— TROPICAL FISH —
No more dinner in a squeeze tube; space station kitchen now featuring Catch of the Day.
 
 
 
TerraBits

Hal Batty
     — Mission Junction, California
"I'd go with a cat as the best pet for the Space Station. If the mission control computer goes nuts, the cat will just ignore it like it does everyone else."


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SONGS FOR A PLANET OF PET-LOVING SPACE CADETS
 
  “Space Cowboy” – Steve Miller Band,
      from the album Young Hearts: Complete Greatest Hits
 
 

I was born on this rock,
And I've been travelin' through space
Since the moment I first realized
What all you fast talkin' cats would do if you could.
You know, I'm ready for the final surprise . . .
I'm a space cowboy—
Bet you weren't ready for that.
I'm a space cowboy—
I'm sure you know where it's at.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah . . .

 

album cover for Young Hearts: Complete Greatest Hits, by Steve Miller Band Album Review: Steve Miller has covered a wide variety of rock styles, from his early progressive-blues-rock explorations on albums like Sailor and Children of the Future, to the straight-ahead pop-rock on his break-out albums Fly Like an Eagle and Book of Dreams, to funked-up pop on songs like "Abracadabra" and "Shubada Du Ma Ma." This 22-song retrospective features songs from all of the eras, and practically every song on it was a Top 40 hit or an FM-radio album rock hit. Top tracks include "Take the Money and Run," "Rockin' Me," "Swingtown," "The Joker," "Jet Airliner," "Space Cowboy," "Wild Mountain Honey," "The Stake," and "Living in the USA." Go ahead, fly like an eagle with Steve...

 

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