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Military Joke
This clean military cartoon is a funny military joke about costly top secret ventures.
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THE UNITED STATES’ MOST COSTLY |
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TOP SECRET MILITARY VENTURES: |
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| OPERATION "VIGOROUS BUMBLE" |
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| PROJECT "TITANIUM LOO" |
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| PROJECT "BRILLIANT CLUELESS" |
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| OPERATION "ONEY-MAY IT-PAY" |
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Colonel Tolliver South
— some undisclosed location
"I deny any and all knowledge of Project 'THIRD WHIRLED' or Operation 'OVERTHROW UP'..."
Is the United States setting itself up to have to fight endless wars for oil in the future?
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“Military Madness”
– Graham Nash, from the album Songs for Beginners |
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And after the wars are over
And the body count is finally filed,
I hope that The Man discovers
What's driving the people wild . . .
Military madness
Is killing your country;
So much sadness
Between you and me.
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Album Review: Graham Nash is best known for being 1/3 of the mega-star group Crosby, Still & Nash. It's fair to say that the talent in that band was evenly distributed, but it's also fair to say that Graham Nash had the most sensitive touch when it came to songwriting. His subjects ranged from riots and war to romance and love, and his melodies varied from ever-so-soft to bold and beautiful. Songs for Beginners is one of his few original studio albums, and
it's one of his best, featuring a mix of masterful songs. "Military Madness" is a catchy musical complaint about how a tide of "war fever" sometimes washes over societies. The amazing "I Used to Be a King" is about a lost relationship; it's so good that you can almost feel the wound in the singer's heart yourself. The folkish, pretty "Man in the Mirror" is about trying to make sense of life, while "There's Only One" is about taking
care of our one and only Mother Earth. "Chicago" was a hit single from the album, and it's hook has an excellent play on words: "We can change the world; it's dying—to get better." There are plenty of progressive messages in Graham Nash's works for those who want to hear them. For those who don't (or don't care), letting the words melt into the well crafted music works fine too.
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Hey, we don't pick
the Google ads! – GP
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