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POLITICAL CARTOON, CAMPAIGN JOKE, ELECTION JOKE, CONGRESS CAMPAIGN HUMOR

         
 

HOW TO RUN A CONGRESSIONAL CAMPAIGN:

 
  funny cartoon of politician kissing baby, the baby is not enjoying it  
 
Promise not to take campaign contributions from any of the old entrenched special interests, only from new entrenched special interests
 
 
Start PACking for Washington well in advance of your victory
 
 
Don't try to sway the stay-at-home-mom vote with a campaign slogan like "I can suck up tax dollars like a Hoover"
 
 
 
 
TerraBits

Libby Wright — political activist
"I'm very suspicious of the recent Congressional proposal to get students more involved in the political process by changing the end of the Pledge of Allegiance to '...with liberty and incumbency for all.' "


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SONGS FOR A POLITICAL PLANET
 
  “Living in the USA” – Steve Miller Band,
       from the album Young Hearts: Complete Greatest Hits
 
 

I see a yellow man, a brown man,
A white man, a red man,
Lookin' for Uncle Sam
To give you a helpin' hand;
But everybody's kickin' sand,
Even politicians.

  album cover for Young Hearts: Complete Greatest Hits

Review: Steve Miller has covered a wide variety of rock styles, from his early progressive-blues-rock explorations on albums like Sailor and Children of the Future, to the straight-ahead pop-rock on his break-out albums Fly Like an Eagle and Book of Dreams, to funked-up pop on songs like "Abracadabra" and "Shubada Du Ma Ma." This 22-song retrospective features songs from all of the eras, and practically every song on it was a Top 40 hit or an FM-radio album rock hit. The tracks include "Take the Money and Run," "Rockin' Me," "Swingtown," "The Joker," "Jet Airliner," "Space Cowboy," "Wild Mountain Honey," "The Stake," and the focus track here, "Living in the USA." Go ahead, fly like an eagle with Steve...

 

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politician speaking on campaign trail; caption reads, Aiden Buck, The New Bull Moose Party; click to see video on YouTube

CAMPAIGN TRAIL
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