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CAR JOKE, CARTOON CAR, ELECTRIC CAR JOKE, CAR CARTOON FUNNY, FUTURE CAR

         

OPTIONS CAR MANUFACTURERS ARE CONSIDERING TO IMPROVE THE VIABILITY

 
 

OF THE ELECTRIC CAR:

 
       
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  1. Spend a billion or two on extension cord technology.  
     
     
  2. Try to lower vehicle weight by offering “driver payload reduction” incentives.  
     
     
  3. Utilize “nature’s electricity” by installing a lightning rod on the roof of the car.  
         
 
 
 
 
TerraBits

Race Acorn — inventor
"I'm going a different route with my alternative car—nut-injected squirrel drive."


What possible connection could there be between the fuels we pump into our vehicles and the fuels we use for electricity generation?   Motorvate to the next page

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SONGS FOR A CAR-BUNCLED PLANET
 
  “I'm in Love With My Car”
      – Queen, from the album A Night at the Opera
 
 

The machine of a dream...
Such a clean machine--
With the pistons a'pumpin'
And the hub caps all gleam.
I'm in love with my car...
Gotta feel for my automobile;
Get a grip on my boy racer rollbar;
Such a thrill when your radials squeal...

  album cover for A Night at the Opera

Review: Except for the hit "Killer Queen," the band Queen lived in relative obscurity for their first few albums. Then came "Bohemian Rhapsody" and "You're My Best Friend"—both chart-killing singles—and Queen was suddenly the king of the charts. In this case, the entire album was a masterpiece. It featuring a barrage of inventive songs, including "Death on Two Legs," "Lazing on a Sunday Afternoon," "'39," "Seaside Rendezvous," and the focus here, "I'm in Love With My Car."

 

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