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MONEY JOKE, CARTOON MONEY, WORK JOKE, OCCUPATION JOKE, JOB JOKE, WEALTH

         
 

WHAT PEOPLE WOULD LIKE TO BE:

 
  Cartoon of man sleeping, dreaming of money  
         
 
graph bar   8%
 
  A highly paid
corporate executive.
 
graph bar 22%
 
  A million-dollar-a-night rock star.
 
graph bar 70%
 
  Rich. Just rich. No strings attached.
 
 
 
 
 
TerraBits

Pearl Bentley — 38, socialite
"A subtle hint or polite request works well for getting your well monied man to buy you most things you want. Save the tantrums for luxury cars or diamonds."


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SONGS FOR A MONEY-LOVING PLANET
 
  “Money For Nothing”
      – Dire Straits, from the album Brothers in Arms
 
 

That ain't workin'...
That's the way you do it...
Money for nothin'
And your chicks for free.

  album cover for Brothers in Arms, by Dire Straits


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Album Review: Hey, I always thought he was saying "checks for free"! Well, my loserness should not detract from the greatness of this song and this album, which includes a wealth of immortal Straits' songs. "Money for Nothing" was the quirky song that propelled Dire Straits into rock stardom, but they had been making great music for year by now, so the global recognition was overdue. Brothers in Arms continues the excellence of their efforts. "So Far Away" is a lilting, laid-back song that includes one of those great, trademark-Knopfler guitar hooks. "Why Worry" is delicate and warm without being cloying. "Walk of Life," another hit from the album, is upbeat and bouncy, with the most memorable organ riff since "96 Tears." All of the remaining songs are quite satisfying as well. Although the songwriting here is less breathtaking that that on "Making Movies" and less progressive than that on "Love Over Gold," Straits manages to find a very nice balance of catchy vs. thoughtful on Brothers in Arms.

 

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ARE AMERICA’S RICH
FALLING BEHIND
THE SUPER-RICH?

This video short cleverly spoofs the typical debate about the gap between rich and poor by discussing "the growing gap between the rich and super-rich." (And let us not forget George W. Bush's infamous joke at an elite fundraiser dinner, where he gazed out at his diamond-studded supporters and commented, "This is an impressive crowd—the haves and the have-mores.")  Watch funny video rich people.

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