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Investing Cartoon / Investment Jokes

It's a few investment jokes tranched into an investing cartoon, a mutual funds joke, and a market meltdown of laughs about stocks and bonds.

Drawing of man riding a bumpy downward trend arrow that says, stocks, bonds, money, shirt

MUTUAL FUNDS TO AVOID:

The Lowe Income Fund


Skimmers Select


Stuntid Growth Fund


Roode European Fund

   
 
TerraBits

Lois Muny-Bonds — Deep Hole, Nevada
"I think the Securities and Exchange Commission should set much tougher standards. For instance, when investors lose money, instead of stockbrokers sending them letters of reassurance, they should have to send them letters saying, 'Here, take some of mine.'"


Are there ways for the stuffed suits on Wall Street to make green with their dry cleaning?
Steam-press this link for non-toxic dry cleaning

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