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Concert Cartoon
This concert cartoon/ticket joke will brush you rock and roll hair.
WHY TICKETS FOR ROCK CONCERTS HAVE GOTTEN SO EXPENSIVE: |
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Opening acts used to be poorly paid bands that suck; now are well paid bands that suck. |
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Ticketmaster executives recently got their hands on the IRS manual, "Revenue Collection Techniques." |
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Megastars finally pushed though a new union rule that their millionaire status does not prevent them from getting time-and-a-half during encores. |
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 Gibson Riff
— Lather Branch, North Carolina
"Why do tickets to see rock stars cost so much money these days? Who knows. One thing is for sure—it ain't because they're spending it on shampoo."
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| SONGS FOR A BIC-FLICKING PLANET |
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“Rock Show” – Paul McCartney and Wings, from Venus & Mars |
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If there's a rock show
At the Concertgebow...
They've got long hair
At the Madison Square...
You got rock and roll
At the Hollywood Bowl...
We'll be There... Oo yeah...
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Paul McCartney gave plenty of rock shows in the 1970s, back when ticket prices weren't based on gougery and greed, and when concept albums could produce standout tracks like "Venus and Mars/Rock Show," "Let Me Roll It," "Magneto and Titanium Man," and the Top 40 hit "Listen to What the Man Said." This album is one of McCartney's best post-Beatles efforts.
Read GP's full review of Venus and Mars
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"Sure, I still work—in respectable concert halls and theatres. But nobody is offering me a bundle of bucks to dance around bare-bottomed at my age."
– Perry Como
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