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LOCH NESS MONSTER EXIST, SEA MONSTER JOKE, MONSTER CARTOON, LOCH NESS MYTH

DOES THE LOCH NESS MONSTER REALLY EXIST?

  Funny cartoon of sea monster looking at man in boat on Loch Ness    

 NO

It's scientifically impossible. Such a large creature would not be able to feed itself on Loch Ness's meager supply of fish, crustaceans, and municipal waste.

 

 YES, SORT OF

The Loch Ness monster did exist at one time but died years ago in a titanic battle with Puff the Magic Dragon.

 
 
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Kip Morpheus — Dreamland, Michigan
"When I was a kid, I had recurring dreams about being chased by mythological monsters. These days, the recurring dream finds me unable to break free from an incredibly fast-talking telephone solicitor."


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