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CIGARETTE SMOKING CARTOON, SMOKERS JOKE, SMOKER, SMOKE, QUIT SMOKING, PUFF

Funny cartoon of happy cigarette smoker in a smoker sauna, powered by butts

WHAT SMOKERS THINK WHEN THEY LIGHT A CIGARETTE:

     
 TRYING TO QUIT    

"Lord, give me strength—
let this be the last one."

     
 PROBABLY NOT TRYING TO QUIT    

"Houston, this is Captain Nicotine—
prepare for liftoff."

 
 
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Kent Salem
former tobacco lobbyist

"The tobacco industry is finally going on record acknowledging the dangers of smoking. But back in my day, all we would admit was: 'Smoking is known to cause ashtray residue.'"


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