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Contractor Joke

Fix yourself on this contractor joke (cartoon about home-repair) -- ads to avoid.

         
 

HOME-REPAIR
CONTRACTOR
ADS TO AVOID:

 
funny cartoon of electrician dressed as superhero with bolts of electricity shooting from his hands and body; text says 'A P Electric - We'll electrify you'
 
 
SHOCKLEY ELECTRICAL
"We tackle the toughest wiring problems. We're the frizzy-haired electricians!"
 
SUPREME SIDING SERVICE
"We install quality siding; we install it fast; and we come to you!"
 
PITCHMAN ROOF REPAIR
"We give you low-cost materials, fast service, and a complimentary bucket."
 
SPRAYMASTER HOUSE PAINTING
"With our patented spraying method, we can paint your house fast and cheap. Scrape the windows, save big bucks!"
 
ST. NICOLAS CHIMNEY SERVICE
"One-day service. We accept checks, major credit cards, and milk & cookies."
 
KRUNK GENERAL CONTRACTORS
"We may be big, but we don't forget to make the little mistakes!"
 
 
 
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BOOKS FOR A CONTRACTOR-WARY PLANET

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  book cover for Home Maintenance for Dummies, by James Carey, Morris Carey, 3/27/2000

Having a house can be a hassle. But thanks to timesaving, trouble-preventing strategies from these nationally recognized experts, now anyone can keep his or her palace in regal repair and have plenty of time left over for relaxing. This friendly book covers everything from plumbing to painting, with handy calendars to ensure nothing falls through the cracks—including the cracks! (by James Carey, Morris Carey)

 
  book cover for Green Remodeling, by David R. Johnston, Kim Master, 9/15/2004

Green remodeling is more energy-efficient, more resource-conserving, healthier for occupants and more affordable to create, operate and maintain. This book discusses simple green renovation solutions for homeowners, focusing on key aspects of the building, including foundations, framing, plumbing, windows, heating, and finishes, covering easy ways to save energy, conserve natural resources, and protect the health of loved ones. (by David R. Johnston, Kim Master)

 

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